Big G

Ok bitch since you always right come do this parlay

Anywhere I see PVC registration, I will retweet. Today is the last day.

Konji go wan dey push you to babes below your standards but dont do it.

Trump has exposed this pope for being exactly what he is, just another Democrat from Chicago.

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Toni Kroos: "Barcelona will never win the Champions League if they don't stop leaving large spaces behind their defense."

“Are you free after work?” me after work :

I will never understand why working class people fight tooth and nail to defend billionaires

Going through his phone and you see screenshots of you cheating

one of my biggest faults is that when i ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is

Unfortunately i can't change who you are, but I can leave.

“You’ve run enough. It’s time to step aside and support others with vision”. - Donald Duke tells Atiku Abubakar

They are allowed to burn 19 Yazidi girls but I’m not allowed to talk about it because it is considered Islamophobia.

STOP CHECKING UR PHONE EVERY 2 MINUTES NO ONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

bartender said "drinks are free for pretty girls tonight" and winked at me, then charged me 17 bucks

If Alex Otti touches Lagos, you guys will arrest everyone who has governed your state since '99.

how tf u walk past ur pet and not say Hi

my simping no pass to call you mommy o, and time to time shawarma billing wey i fit chest. anything wey pass like this, you nor fit see me there.

stay right there baby we gon get you some help

No one said so, we've been kicking for y'all to attend schools from the onset. If 1M Aboki becomes educated, it means less almajiri and potential bandits

unfortunately, there's no safe way of loving a person. you go actually need to mumu yourself small.