John Reutter-Harrah

go.bdsmgalls.net/connie "Who the fuck is this bitch?" - Me, every time the local news gets a new anchor woman.

go.bdsmgalls.net/maritza Words are so powerful; but I never have time to write on my fists before a fight.

go.bdsmgalls.net/randall The loop of Internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack.

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/dennis

googl.adultgalls.com/jimmy Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? bitly.xaijo.com/eric

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you bitly.xaijo.com/shanna

shorturl.xaijo.com/ofelia I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/gina

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/teresa

bitly.xaijo.com/wendi Life would be so much easier if it had an unfollow button.

bitly.xaijo.com/virginia Heard a Beethoven piece & a Ke$ha song yesterday. Which one is deaf again?