Sophia ❣️

At this age missing trash day will ruin your entire week

My boyfriends female best friend told him “if you and her every get married, don’t invite me cause I’ll object” now she’s blocked Imaooo

I tried to be smooth, mysterious, and effortlessly interesting. Then they said something funny. I laughed. And I laughed a little too hard. And then a little more. Now I’m questioning whether I just lost all my cool points in one laugh.

push me lord . I wanna be better🙏🏾🤲🏾

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

people really underestimate how peaceful life gets when you come home, get your space right, cook for yourself, shower and stop worrying about everyone else.

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

Are y'all noticing that most men's voices aren't as deep anymore? What happened?

what is something every “junk drawer” must have in order to be considered a “junk drawer?”

Raise your hand if you have original art in your house

Drop a neurodivergent tip that actually works for you. Not the stuff they tell you in therapy. The real stuff you figured out yourself.

My bf told me he found a picture of me when I was a baby Me: “yeah? let me see!” Him: *shows me a pic he took during a previous argument* Me: “so you’ve been collecting evidence against me this whole time???” 😭💀

You will celebrate something big very soon. Claim it.

Being both easily distracted and time blind is really the 1-2 punch of ADHD. “Ooh, let’s just look at this thing for a minute… aaand it’s been 8 hours.”

Rape is the only crime I can think of that's 100% inexcusable. There's absolutely no reason for it ever. In any circumstance. You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family. Even doing illegal drugs can really help calm people down. But rape doesn't help anyone except the rapisto And it just baffles me to this day the way people will excuse rape with, "Well he/she was drunk." or "What was she wearing?" or "He's a guy though, he probably enjoyed it."it's the one crime that everyone should find inexcusable and yet it's the one that people try to justify the most often.

@mide_io Ask the prices of things in my house

What's the rudest thing a guest can do in your house?

HR: “All leave must be planned in advance.” Me: “What if I get sick?” HR: “Plan better.” Next month I sent a leave request titled: “Flu scheduled for Tuesday.” She didn’t respond

Me at the bar when my friends are talking to someone I don’t know

You will be needed when you have what is needed.... I hope you don't see it as Love.