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Christ. Here are the words in case you’re distracted by his bulging neck pussy. 🤦‍♂️ “Story, I read a story yesterday where the pharmacies. They're going out of business. They have glass all over the place. You want toothpaste. You have to open up. You have to get a clerk to open up the thing. And they opened and they handed a toothpaste. And in the meantime, other people waiting to steal it. They got for a guy. They were saying a guy right here, Mr. Lutnick, said Mr. Lutnick is a rich guy. But he was in a store. And he noticed when he was in a drugstore, the people with duffel bags. They're putting sh- crap in a duffel bag and walking. And the clerk says, you're not supposed to be doing that. And the kid said, dah, with your walks out. And if the clerk does anything at all, they arrest the clerk. How screwed up is our country? How the hell do you make your money if you got to open up glass, expensive glass, to give somebody a toothbrush, or to give somebody some toothpaste? That does not sound like a good business model. See, I've empty stores. The whole thing, we got to change it. Now, the way you stop that, you know how you stop that? You come down hard on those people. [APPLAUSE] In one day, you solve that problem all over the country. You just come down so hard that they never forget it, and they'll never do it again. They'll never do it again. It's horrible. What's happening is horrible. And it's all in the blue cities. It's all blue. The 25 worst cities of blue means Dumocrat. That's a new name I came up with. You've never heard. I was thinking about this character we have in the house. His name is Hakeem Jeffries. [APPLAUSE] And he's a low IQ person, very low IQ. And I watched what he was saying, and what the horrible things he was saying. And I said, he's a dumb guy. I said, wait a minute, he's a Dumocrat. That's how I got the name. You take the E out. You don't use the B. A lot of people don't know dumb has the B in it, actually. You don't need it. You discard the B. But you take the E out, and you place it with the U. They are Dumocrats. You know why? Because their policies are dumb. Their policies are very dumb.”