Abe “Sausage King of Chicago” Froman

Just threw a like on Ella Langley’s story… you think she’ll lift the restraining order?

Gay son or thot daughter national championship

“Im a work from home demon” yea bro me too, I just won 3 rocket league games while still keeping my Teams icon green

Woke up next to an absolutely diabolical hispanic foid beast on Sunday morning… need my eyes checked worse than Angel Hernandez #beergoggles

@fgoldsteinIHTF @YankeeWRLD Cal Raleigh MVP… THERE IT GOOOOES SEE YA

@YankeeWRLD Worst announcer ever

Did you guys know FanGraphs doesn’t classify this as a high-leverage HR

Rape Russel Henley. Try him for treason.

You’re telling me I cant make a multiview with the ryder cup? @YouTubeTV Figure it the fuck out.

Where were you when Trent “Trent Grisham” Grisham got his 4th career 4 hit game?

Every time i look down and see I have a notification a little part of me hopes she texted me… in reality.

Holy shit we have football today

So fucking hung at work from Saturday… am I washed? #oldhead

When other people on my sales team say “wow you’re so hot right now, thats some good luck”. I just tell them, listen here little fish im not hot and its not luck, im consistent. Hit the fuckin phones pal

Huge W for the whites! Biggest W since Chauvin!

I’ll never understand why I have to clean up before the mexicans come to my house. I understand not leaving clothes around, but im not gonna scrub my toilet before Juanita comes with rubber gloves. #justsendthemback

Oh its 2 pm on a Friday? Yea… i’ll totally get those emails sent out… #bagisrequired

Logged into touchtunes at my local pub. 5 Steel Panthers songs back to back. Somebody cooked here. #LANK

Just went to a restaurant with a big group. Sat at the head of the table to assert dominance #CBTM

Sittin in the office on a friday dragging my feet through meetings. Putting for double on 18 to shoot a 93 doesnt sound so bad right now. #teebumps

@packers Bro this is so gay

Football is for everyone 🏳️‍🌈

@captainjswiz Love the idea, execution could use some work. Little char never hurt nobody

Heard the left was trying to cancel a white (conservative) male summer… yeah that ain’t happening.