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“ I should have known. In that case, consider my earlier remark a joke, Mr. Scrooge. Though I would be delighted if you joined me at the palace sometime. Tea and desserts are considerably safer than diving into a mountain of coins. ”

“ I agree. Though coming from you, I cannot help but wonder if that proper state of mind begins with counting every coin in the room. ”


⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀“ Take care, 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧. A day is a precious thing. Do not allow it to be consumed by efforts that bring neither purpose nor happiness. ”


` oh , hardly . I'm just amused by him . I won't get into details , promise . just keep doing what you're doing ~ `


( giggling !! ) aren't you right about that .ᐣ.ᐟ I don't knoooowww . it's kind of cute when he huffs and puffs . maybe I just like pissing him off too much .


oh , how adorable — very well , scrooge mcduck . I do enjoy a sassy cute duck who knows how to annoy my warden . *🙂↕️

I fucking love you rich duck named uncle scrooge please harass him some more it's really funny 💕


“Oh, don't pretend to feel bad for me, that's YOUR list you old fossil!”


“Gee Unc, a marble. I'll put it in with the others if you don't mind. 𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩, I was kind of hoping for a shortening on my debt list...”


⠀ “ Aweesomeeee ... I loveeee this marble. Thank you. “ ⠀

jugram ragebaited by a duck and lesbianphobic #washed #couldneverbeme






