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Advice to new or first time dota 2 streamers: don't stream the first three games of the day, and don't stream the last three games of the day. Don't stream any of the games

holy hell

I need to go to the store but I'm afraid there will be someone there

Mr roo is finally able to run after all these years of helping me get into the kitchen. Sweet like rainbows in the winter...miss u pug and partner'

I might go to the gym with "jacked by Purge" written on my shirt and walk up to people and make body gestures towards them

two days ago me and my girl entered a local corn husking competition. I lost, but i stayed for the raffle. I lost that too. the kids at the back started *honking* me. Honk HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

in 5 minutes i am releasing a NEW VIDEO for the first time in a long time. i'll be chillin IN THE CHAT FOR THE PREMIRE come and see come and see youtube.com/watch?v=MMggt9…

told my parents i used to think balance was difficult. My dad's like "dont u have scoliosis?" and then I asked him what that was and he said "scoliosis"

There's just something about dota 2 that draws you in, and feeding that inner monster while you sleep. are you scared of the new meta?does it have a name? are you capable of running a successful beekeeping operation?

imma make a monthly "best of" list of emails i didn't read. one of the more popular ones: hello

would be a great idea if twitch auto-renews people's games based on how much they loathe the stream

Did you know that there are actually 4 versions of Grimstroke? 1 is the official version, 2 wrote a ton of racist discord messages, and 3 has psoriasis

its not that difficult to convince someone of something. the first time its almost effortless, but detestable. 2nd time its almost charming. the 3rd time its terror inspiring

can anyone explain to me how a pro player can be so good at dota 2 but so bad at emotions its amazing

Stop what ur doing and do ur homework

Every time i hear the discord message noise i just stare dumbfounded for a split second then the anger in my chest rises up and i start screaming uncontrollably

I have compiled a video explaining how i got into dota 2 or more specifically how i learned that venom doesn't move fast enough for my tastes

very odd that there are no golden retriever heros in the game right now

One year I did corporate internship. They said "hey can you give us a hand with this job posting?" I said sure. They said "but can you get more people to read reddit?". I did. They said " and said "hi can you play dota 2 for 5 minutes please?". Then I was like "oh shit oh SHIT"

Its time! Taylor Swift and I are gonna discuss the arcana vote, answer some burning questions, and make some sweeping generalizations. Come and join us for the big reveal!