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Your long distance girlfriend dey hotel dey swallow long preek.

going through her phone and you suddenly hear the shower stop

open whatsApp. ignore messages delete and update my status close whatsApp. check my data balance. enter Spotify play song put phone for dnd enter X. Daily routine 😹

Lying as an adult is pointless cuz, who will beat you ??

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I am not saying men shouldn't provide, but make sure you are providing for a "thank you so much" woman Not an "as you should" and "bare minimum" things

fuck a friendship, i wanna see your tits, you're not my guy, fuck a friendship, i wanna see your booty from behind.

poverty crazy mehnn, dem go tell you to pray and fast for problem wey money fit solve

sometimes God send your ex back to see if you’re still stupid 😅

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Nowadays it's easy to know when a girl is talking to another guy, na you no just get sense

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

To do list, get a voters card and a machete.

guyyy 😭😂

Nobody want make Atiku get that ADC presidential ticket pass APC neegahs.

If you look at this picture you’ll think they’re talking about pressing issues in the country or having a political debate. You no go believe wetin dem Dey actually talk about

If God wan pvnish you he go first give you swag and aura with insane brokeness😂😂

So nobody get connection to work in brazzers😔

🤷‍♀️:you just lost the best thing in your life Me :checking up on my mom

A group of olodo is called what?? (A) Tinubu supporters (B) APC supporters (C) Wole Soyinka supporters Pick one 😹🤣