SRSS

A psychotic lives in castles in the air.

To a weary horse, even his own tail is a burden.

"I'd like all your $20 bills in this bag", "To go".

I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with

It's not social oppression that moves wild-eyed revolutionaries; it's

When all else is lost, the future still remains.

Sympathy is what you give a relative when you don't want to lend him

Making this world better will gain you the greatest credit in the next

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower!

Once you understand the problem, you find that it is worse than you

Criminal lawyer. Isn't that redundant?

A good listener not only is popular everywhere but also, after a

be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

Bad weather forecasts are more often right than good ones.

in the holy name of Social Justice. That is to say, what is mine is

Purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.