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SammyJo

@SamRossComedy

I'm a Comic, a drinker, 30 something and single. Laughing is better than crying. #RESIST #IFB 🌊🌊🌊

California, USA 加入时间 Haziran 2013
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Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom·
Californians pay the bills for the federal government. We pay over $80 BILLION more in taxes than we get back. Maybe it’s time to cut that off, @realDonaldTrump.
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Barb McQuade
Barb McQuade@BarbMcQuade·
I know CBS said it would not fact check the debate, but it is not a good look when JD Vance complains that he can’t lie with impunity.
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Jo
Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
Hillary Clinton went for a walk in the woods after she lost. Donald Trump incited a deadly attack on our country, JD Vance. So fuck you.
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Bess Kalb
Bess Kalb@bessbell·
I am an undecided voter. Do I go with the slick eyeliner man who recites his slogans and shouts over women until they have to cut his mic, or the nice man who wants to give us healthcare.
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The Lincoln Project
The Lincoln Project@ProjectLincoln·
No one: JD Vance staring at Tim Walz all night:
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Jaime Harrison
Jaime Harrison@harrisonjaime·
When you are complaining about fact checking… it means you are doing a lot of lying. #LyingJD
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Joe Biden
Joe Biden@JoeBiden·
America got to see tonight the leader I’ve been proud to work alongside for three and a half years. Wasn’t even close. VP Harris proved she’s the best choice to lead our nation forward. We’re not going back.
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Alex Cole
Alex Cole@acnewsitics·
Trump's only successful business is selling hats to morons.
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Justin Wolfers
Justin Wolfers@JustinWolfers·
Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.
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Jared Moskowitz
Jared Moskowitz@JaredEMoskowitz·
Trump Debate Team: stay calm, focused, stay on policy, stay serious, focused Trump: they are eating dogs
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Chasten Glezman Buttigieg
If Donald Trump was talking like this at Thanksgiving you’d take his keys.
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The Daily Show
The Daily Show@TheDailyShow·
When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.
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Al Franken
Al Franken@alfranken·
Now two thirds of the way through the debate. We’re beginning to see significant flop sweat from Trump. #Debate2024
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Pete Buttigieg
Pete Buttigieg@PeteButtigieg·
He’s really doubling down on the crazy uncle vibe this evening.
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Mary L Trump
Mary L Trump@MaryLTrump·
Over the course of my grandfather's lifetime, he gifted and "loaned" Donald $413 million. And Donald still declared bankruptcy 6 times. He failed so badly that the banks needed to put him on a $425,000-a-month allowance.
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Kamala Harris
Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris·
I have the endorsement of 200 Republicans who formerly worked with President Bush, Mitt Romney, and John McCain.
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Victor Shi
Victor Shi@Victorshi2020·
LOVE THIS. The Kamala Harris campaign is putting on a drone show in Philadelphia moments before the debate starts. Absolutely beautiful.
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