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@_skilli

time flies, and i get flier with it | extra terrestrial |

Nairobi, Kenya 加入时间 Temmuz 2018

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The Frustrating Individual@MILFmassacre·1d

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

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Rash ™@Rashousmane·1d

20,000 in mpesa is 19815 cash. You are right

Thuranira@Thuranira_1

20,000 cash is not 20,000 mpesa.

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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉@AbakpaJob·1d

COOKED means you are fucked, COOKING means you're on to something great and ATE means you slayed. What is this genre of words bro

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Gustavo Fring@zone6nova·1d

I'm a man that prefers a yapper, talk my ear off baby. That's why me liking a woman's voice mandatory.

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Wellington Boyce@WellieBoyce·2d

This exact family dynamic can be found anywhere in Florida.

Mesh🇧🇧@rahsh33m

I'd pay to see this movie

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Retro Coast@RetroCoast·14h

Iran would be a better ally for the USA than Israel. Iran produces oil, technology, and food. Israel produces nothing.

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Kinyanjui Gitau 🔰@LemurKinyash·18h

Imewave?

Mwang!@Mwass_

Microwave yangu ni kama imesema bye bye 😢

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gina_scooter@gina_scooter·1d

Honestly this is a completely fair counterpoint lmao

#TrebleCharge🏆🏆🏆@ardaleofficial

If Netanyahu was dead, Trump would’ve blurted it out by accident already

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Qadi@Bigqadi·1d

Well then, fuck you and your wife.

iza@izamamaa

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱 "Insulting Israel is like insulting my wife" - U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee

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Bob Golen@BobGolen·22h

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

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Infamous@BrianMutai·1d

Thought it’s a joke haha: 900 ICU beds vs 1,450 MCAs

Duke of Gatanga@dnkariuki

Kenya has more MCAs than Intensive Care Unit beds...

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Mohamed Salah@MoSalah·1d

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J@jwaweruh·1d

Personal responsibility.

Blaze Officiel@B3laze

@Reggaewailer What is your policy on squirters?

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Aidan Simardone@AidanSimardone·1d

Why is it always “Iran backed Houthis” and not “American backed Israel”?

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SLIME@Slimephase·2d

hate wasting my jokes on a boring hoe i could've said that to a bad bitch

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Mr.Karlous@KarlousM·2d

Me too. I wonder what she’s up to these days.

📸 9¾ △⃒⃘ Bruce Cares🪴🐝@Bruce_Cares

I miss having a Black-owned Water Park

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Duke of Gatanga@dnkariuki·1d

Kenya has more MCAs than Intensive Care Unit beds...

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ye@kanyewest·1d

open.spotify.com/album/5poA9SAx… #ye

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Jannik Beginner@Wana____·2d

Kinda hard to build emergency funds when everyday is an emergency.

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Millan@Oliat_·2d

Mtawekwa kwa affordable housing mfinyane halafu huge tracts of land zipewe foreigners in the name of agriculture. You will work in your ancestral lands as slaves. Reject imperialism.

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