Fia

Me when I’m a mom

When I’ve already used my fake laugh 3 times and the person won’t stop talking

Getting sent money you didn't ask for is very sexy.

me when i get flashbacks from the corny shit i did

When someone tries to manipulate you, but you’ve already survived a relationship with a narcissist.

on my bed being gorgeous and evil

Vibrating so high so we won’t cross paths again.

That moment I’m about to make fun of somebody and the Holy Spirit says don’t do that.

no roster cause i’m easily disgusted

When you find someone who is a mix between deep thinker and weird and easily shifts from brain rot jokes to deep talks

Date idea: I drink three espresso martinis and then you try to catch me