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“Your collarbones are showing” Leave ham,I be model.

If I clock 35 and i remain unmarried, I go just focus on spending money enjoying life with women below 25yrs Once u clock 26yrs I’ll replace u.

New talking stage: “Are you on Twitter?? What’s your username?” Me:

I told you I am living with my parents you are asking me "why?" Why what? You wan buy house for me?.

I’m the least competitive person you will ever meet because I simply do not care professionally, personally or romantically. You can have that role, that game of cards or that nigga. Idc!

i wanna prove to God that i can be trusted with every blessing i receive

Dating as an adult is weird I miss when two people liked each other and just went for it…. They claimed each other first, then figured it out from there Now everybody just wants to play it cool, keep their options open, and keep their distance Maybe I’m autistic or something, but how do we get close if you’re purposely trying not to??

He only texts you at night, you the bedtime story.

I saw a man sitting alone at a bus stop, holding a birthday cake. No candles. No decorations. Just a small box on his lap. At first, I thought he was waiting for someone. But the buses came and went… and no one showed up. After a while, curiosity got the best of me. I walked up and said, “Are you celebrating something?” He smiled—calm, not sad. “It’s my birthday,” he said. “I promised myself years ago that I’d never ignore it again.” I didn’t know what to say. So I just sat down beside him. We talked for a few minutes. Nothing deep—just life, work, random things. Then he opened the box, cut the cake in half, and handed me a piece like it was the most normal thing in the world. No cameras. No big moment. Just two strangers sharing a birthday that almost went unnoticed. Before I left, he said something I can’t forget: “Sometimes you have to show up for yourself first… So life can send others to meet you halfway.” “Not every celebration needs a crowd.”

90% of men think they are batman

At 30 you still dey go football training? 😂 Guy, you don pass that dream, abeg find another one 💔😂

Oversized T-shirt pssy is better than lingerie pssy

I can clean the whole house if I’m doing it willingly but as soon as someone asks me to do it I become lazy asf

It’s the love you feel towards someone that makes them special and magical to you. Once your eye clear, they’re just like any random person.

Na how i go make my first million dollars 💸 dey my mind like this.😒😳

it’s so fun until they try to hit, then you duck, then they start crying. Toddlers are losers, man 😭

The older I get the more I understand that it’s better to be a wolf everyone hates than a donkey everyone rides.

i did 3 months without my phone i genuinely think i rewired my brain

what doesn't kill you only wants to be friends but more than friends but less than lovers but not a situationship

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