I want some lirocatchamela with Hihela juice. Lol #Thingsmydadsay

Dad: she’s got a little too much smoke on that smokey eye. #thingsmydadsay

Hey the stop bar’s back here you dumb shit #ThingsMyDadSay

“A downfall of a man is not the end of his life. There’s still more life to love.” —— Abioseh Johnson #ThingsMyDadSay

Dad: The ball went through beneath under his legs. Translation: The ball went between his legs. #ThingsMyDadSay

Nothing sounds more like an old person than giving long, in depth directions. #UseGPS #thingsmydadsay

As plan A nie werk nie is daar darem nog 25 ander letters! #ThingsMyDadSay #Stillbaai #PlansToBeMade #kykNETInGesprek #SuchFun

Ice cream truck plays music and drives by, dad asked me why it does that, "that's what these kids listen to these days" #Thingsmydadsay

When your dad asks if you have become an Indian. Lol. Yes dad. I'm your little white Indian blonde girl. #thingsmydadsay #Lovehim

A lie don't care who tell it. #thingsmydadsay.

even swap ain't no swindle. #thingsmydadsay

Dad: we need to go to the dollar store Me:why..? Dad: because everything is a dollar...duh! 🙄 #thingsmydadsay

"¿A ti no te gusta el helado de oreo, Camila? Bueno niñas, más para nosotros." #thingsmydadsay

Cousin: Can I get a Wonton? Dad: There's "twotons" you only one or two? GMFU 🙄😂 #thingsmydadsay

1. You get it from your dad 2. Imma just close my eyes for a minute 3. Lemme get in that picture.. Can we do the duck lips? #thingsmydadsay

#ThingsMyDadSay now it's your time to be a nupe ♦️

1. How much money we got in your wallet? 2. I'm broke nigga 3. Nigga u got a job feed me #thingsmydadsay

1. If I tell you again your keys gone for a month 2. Put them keys on my dresser 3. Get up its time to clean up #ThingsMyDadSay

I'm proud of you #thingsmydadsay 💞

"That what I want, I want a fucking deal!" #thingsmydadsay