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@100monkeys
Verwarde aap /part-time AluHoedje drager. FAT-earth theorist. Mentally hilarious Neuro-divergent. Stochastic terrorist, Poop donor.


There are NPCs on earth 🌍 that think this drove around for 22 hours in the moon.

Honestly I just remembered it wrong. I was elk hunting when Jimmy Kimmel was getting people angry at him for joking about the assassination and blaming it on MAGA. I would never “lie” about that. I just had a dumb memory moment.


What a weird thing to lie about

Christina Koch on Artemis 2 underestimates the Battery Ejection Spring

Joe Rogan tells Theo Von he’s going insane after letting off an unhinged rant about the Epstein files, satanic activities, and politics. Follow: @AFpost





JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.












