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happy halloween

@shyelfjake okok i agree 🙂‍↕️

@shyelfjake bc they’re fine??

@hauntedbottom literally revealing they’ve never spoken to someone with other marginalized identities who have had to live outside of major metropolitan areas like be serious

sylvia plath looking at her fig tree:

ok we finished you seem pretty sad so now we’re listening to ultraviolence and why is this lana’s best album

@hornyandpoetic omg niche reference

@2Ostitches i can and have

i need the editors to make a Leviticus edit with Cherry by lana del rey

making my mom listen to new olivia album with me and the first thing she says is “does she have ocd” LMFAOOO

back to wisco today 😸😸😸

@nonameoptions oh this explains it

Wisdom tooth removal is now I apologise in advance for anything I post or say when I’m coming off the anaesthetic

@John_Dawn_ wowowow

gm mustache doing all the heavy lifting

@nxd1979 lowkey my dads face when i got a b in my intro to teaching art class 💀💀

my dad's face when i told him i got a B+ in thermodynamics

@hornyandpoetic i have to wait until friday omg

no like it is that serious

@nonameoptions oh wow

Tongues are acutually crazy bro like why are you such a a strong mucsle but so delicate like In caN feel everything rn who wants to get eatren out?!??

@nonameoptions don’t be sorry omg r u ok??

@2Ostitches ignore im incrednbuly sedated on drugs from a denynitnsd rn sorry

Bruhhh my dick is actually so massively big but I literally have to shave every day so fuck high testosterone

@beltuwon oomf what is ur ear piercing called so i can copy it

good morning

Vaguely following the drama and it’s hilarious how this guy is playing the victim because he’s called out for participating in online gambling which naturally calls the honesty of his predictions into question since his predictions can change the odds. Don’t be a degenerate then!

@innocuation38in Its a similar situation with sza where both are pretty stellar songwriters but sometimes they get a Little Too Honest and its like okay girl im not singing along to that.

@shhoyoh i stg i hated food service bc it’s like customers shut their brains off

i love working in a restaurant during the summer because it’s so clearly hot outside but they all act surprised when they choose to sit outside and it’s still hot