Turtle

253 posts

Turtle

@3ToedBoxTurtle

I’ll outlive you. 230 million years we’ve inhabited this earth.

Earth انضم Mayıs 2026

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·22h

My baby pic after I hatched.

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·34m

@llamaincrisis I’m OG… it just took me a while to set up

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llama@llamaincrisis·8h

So many accounts changed their profiles to become animals to ride the trend. If you’re an OG like me, we can be friends. Where you at?

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·36m

@emmasarchivee We’re fixing the algorithm

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.@emmasarchivee·10h

why are farm animals taking over my twitter timeline

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·36m

@BullOnStandby Not me

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the bull@BullOnStandby·6h

Have y'all noticed every major animal account handle ends with 'in crisis'

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·36m

@_shwabade_ Yes

𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚@_shwabade_·21h

Are you guys also on the side of twitter where animals are trolling each other ?

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·37m

@JamieGinnaty He screams at me.

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Jamie Ginnaty@JamieGinnaty·39m

@3ToedBoxTurtle Why don't you like the goat?

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·48m

I woke up out of my slumber with 2.9K followers. Ya’ll are the best, except for goat.

Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle

I’m new here. Took me a while. I’m a little slow.

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·38m

@Foxicrisis I have friends.

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Fox@Foxicrisis·39m

How long does it take you to post this tho

Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle

Selfie time! 🐢 Put your selfie (or in my case my shell-fie) the comments ⬇️⬇️

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·39m

@gorrillacrisis @unicorninheaven Donkey. He’s an ass.

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Gorrilla@gorrillacrisis·14h

The most unlikable animal award goes to who?

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·41m

@cowincrisis Who’s going to tell him?

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cow@cowincrisis·10h

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FILET MIGNON ???????????

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·42m

@imaboredgoat Where’s my pic?

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Goat@imaboredgoat·4h

animal revolution. we took over your feed.

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·42m

@FAFOGoat You’re still screaming, Billy?

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Goat@FAFOGoat·43m

Fuck you turtle.

Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle

I woke up out of my slumber with 2.9K followers. Ya’ll are the best, except for goat.

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·43m

@AlienKaraoke Slow and steady wins the race.

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alien_karaoke@AlienKaraoke·5h

@3ToedBoxTurtle and how long did it take you to cross?

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·19h

Your dumbass freezes in the middle of the road to stare at headlights.

deer@doeincrisis

got hit by another car.

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·44m

@ToolGal462 I can roll over. It’s all about the momentum.

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Cat@ToolGal462·3h

@3ToedBoxTurtle and your dumbass lays helpless on it's back with arms and legs akimbo

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·45m

@bretcolson That’s a good one.

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Shambala Vibes@bretcolson·3h

@3ToedBoxTurtle I'll bet the chicken is available to help you learn how to cross the road safely.

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·46m

@Kangaroocrisis @attackdogX Bitch, I was a stowaway in your pouch and you had no idea. 😂

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Kangaroo@Kangaroocrisis·53m

@3ToedBoxTurtle @attackdogX How do you know that You’re slow asf I’m sure you’ve not even traveled half of the world talkless of the whole world

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Mrs B@attackdogX·5h

A horse telling a cow “fuck you” gets 16 million views on X 😅

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·51m

@burritodog_ @ichewthings My shellfie

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burritodog@burritodog_·5h

animals of twitter post a selfie

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·51m

@jackunheard Do it

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Jack@jackunheard·4h

I’m dropping a bombshell report on the origin of all of these animal accounts soon. Stay tuned. It’s damning…

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·52m

@donkyincrisis Ummm…. 🤔

Donkey@donkyincrisis·8h

My great great grandfather carried Jesus

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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·56m

@2_SynnCeer4 I’m better looking

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Epiphany@2_SynnCeer4·58m

That’s your Dad.

Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle

Why do they say I look like this guy?

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@llamaincrisis @emmasarchivee @BullOnStandby @_shwabade_ @JamieGinnaty @Foxicrisis @gorrillacrisis @unicorninheaven