Gizmo

Somewhere in the future when I look back, I don’t want to be able to explain anything. It shouldn’t make sense even to me that lived every second of it. Just grace, mercy and favor

Guys, if she wanted she will. Purrr

🚨🗣️ Thierry Henry on Barcelona Vs Atletico Madrid both-leg officiating controversy: “I’m sorry, but what did I just watch over two legs? Because that’s not football, that’s decisions deciding games. First leg, you send off Cubarsí for that? Minimal contact, the boy barely touches him and suddenly it’s a red card that flips the entire tie. Then you have a clear handball inside the six-yard box from Pubill, he literally stops the ball with his hand like he’s playing basketball and VAR just… goes quiet? How is that even possible at this level? Koke is out there doing late challenges, off-ball stuff all game, no cards. Not even a warning. But on the other side, Eric García gets a straight red when Koundé is literally right there to cover? So now we’re rewriting the ‘last man’ rule as we go? And don’t get me started on Olmo, pushed from behind, clear as day, no penalty. Then you count the fouls Atlético made… how many yellows? Zero? Come on. You can’t tell me that’s normal. Then Ferran scores, and we’re talking about offside on a rebound situation? That goal should stand. Simple. At some point, you stop calling it ‘bad luck’ and you start asking real questions. Because when every big decision goes one way, it’s not coincidence anymore. Barcelona didn’t just lose this tie… they were taken out of it.”

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career. The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams. My "bad days" are his wildest dreams. My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive. It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

Retweet guys ✅ for that one person to see k3k3 !!!Don’t let my looks fool you 😬 the the pain is crazy ✊🏾

Someone from an unhappy family would have come on Twitter to complain about how her man only sleeps when she asks him to watch a show she picked. Where you live, what you do, who you marry. The three extrinsic determinants of happiness.

Delay by Tibu ❤️

The boy dinner I just had ? Me sef I shock

Always drink Awake! From Kasapreko with ❤️! With every bottle of Awake water you purchase, they donate 1 pesewa to Korle-Bu’s Cardiothoracic center. Since they started in 2016, their One4Life fund has supported 143 patients, mostly children, in receiving vital heart surgeries they could not afford. They started by donating 75k every quarter to the Ghana Heart Foundation. They doubled up last year by increasing their donation to 150k every 3 months. What are the others doing?

Ein Gen Z babe dey work roff

If you earn 10k a month I have this beautiful EV for you that you can afford. I will personally take you through the process to get the bank loan for it.

If you know Toothless, you know

@kayySetor Tin foil for food is designed to open up that way. I’m actually surprised people don’t know this fr 😂😂

I didn’t even know tin foils could open like that

@heysantos_83 Well did any of the prophesies come true ?

During the 2020 lockdown, my friends and I used to spend a lot of time at each other’s houses. Sometimes we invited girls over, and other times it was just us hanging out and trying to pass the time. One particular day, we were at my place and decided to play a game of Truth or Dare. There was a guy in our group who doesn't smoke but was always quick to mock people who lost control after smoking. He used to say they were just weak-minded. So, during the game, we dared him to take a few puffs 💨. After just two puffs, things changed quickly. He started sweating profusely and took off his shirt because he said he felt hot. He even began seeing visions and prophesying to everyone while his eyes were closed. At first, we were laughing and teasing him. But when it became clear that he wasn’t okay, we got scared. We quickly gave him some garri mixed with water (without sugar) and a few other things to help him calm down. After a while, he settled down and eventually dozed off. Later, when he woke up, he was completely fine. When we told him everything that had happened, he refused to believe us. Luckily, we had taken pictures and videos as proof. We didn’t tell many people about it because of the possible trouble it could cause, but the few people we told thought we were exaggerating. Looking back now, it was funny, but it could have gone really wrong. Thank God he was okay in the end.

You’ve revealed my foil opening hack. But like make I pose plus aura eh ? Send me Jollof tomorrow to cool my heart

No one deserves an apology more than this man.

So telecoms are saying the portal to port numbers no dey work. Lol okay

Locally made Ghanaian jollof that will get IshowSpeed crazy over Nigeria’s

Them throw your man away 😂😂😂.

This is how we lose the jollof war ?