A Cynical Slime 👑

I may have spent more than a week working on this and it’s been a while since I’d wrote anything like this before but hopefully it might attract some throne fairies 😊 Throne fairies, hear our prayer, All of us who gather here. With hopeful hearts and spirits true, We dream alike of a Switch 2. Not for riches, not for show, Just simple joys we wish to know. If kindness lives where you may be, Send small blessings, generously. For me, for them, for all who try, Who lift their hopes a little high Grant what help you’re able to do, And guide us toward our wishes too. Post your links in the replies and let hope a throne fairy visits. throne.com/acynicalslime

One last shameless plug of this before I go to sleep. I'll be dreaming of the fairies dropping by my @official_throne wishlist as well as many more people's whilst I sleep. I hope I wake up to seeing so many "fully funded" tweets in the morning. #poketwt Also remember don't give up. We will all get there eventually. Feel free to post your links below along with your current % and maybe it will save a fairy some travel time 😊

@Pretty_Poisn For many of us it will be slow, it will feel like forever but we just got to hold onto the faith and the belief that we will make it. I'm going to wish for everyone getting funded ... I'm going to dream about it too lmao

Hey! Just cause switchmas is over doesn’t mean throne fairies are done! I know i’m not! Hell i just started. And i know i’m not the only one who will continue to help everyone try to reach their goals of getting a switch 2! Don’t give up now!🩷

@DonnnySins Donny, you're an incredible guy. Thank you for spread the joy and making so many kids and parents happy today.

Mission accomplished. Every kid, and a couple struggling parents that came to bingo walked away with a Switch. Heart fuller than ever before, now Switchmas is truly over. Sappy post incoming tomorrow, we did it guys.

@purply_jojo LETS FREAKING GOOOO!!!!! Congrats @purply_jojo

An item on my Throne wishlist just got fully funded: Nintendo Switch™ 2 System - Nintendo Switch 2 System - Console Only. Thank you! throne.com/purplyjojo #Wishlist #Throne

@bankofoshi This has made me wonder something. I’m a vtuber, how many people consider me their oshi…..and why? lmao

Bank- We’re a bank (banks handle money, financial transactions etc, we give money for switch 2s) Of OSHI- (play on vtuber terminology from Japanese culture, it’s another of our financial avenues, we collect vtubers (we follow them) and they’re someone out there’s OSHI)

@desconocida_fav I know, my poor shoe and poor nose.

@ACynicalSlime Gosh, that was awful to read 😭😭😭😭

yoh! who put this switch 2 in the fridge!? 🧐❄️ huh...? it's for my moots? well, get this switch 2 fully funded for them! 🗣‼️ leave those thrones in the comments — we are getting every single one of those links funded! 🧚✨ and if you can spare a bit of pollen dust on my way, that'd be lovely! 🐝💛 #poketwt #throne throne.com/honeybee757

@kantozard I shall live in hope whilst crying and cleaning my shoe 😭😭😭😭😭

@ACynicalSlime i mean… that’s what happened to me 😭😭😭

Ok something devastating happened on the way home from the store. “Happily” walking through the field to get home and my food slips….. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD PICK UP AFTER THE DOGS 😡 I’m both infuriated and maybe a mild bit hopeful. @kantozard do you think it still holds true, step in dogsh*t and you get funded? Now excuse me whilst I go wash my shoe. p.s. throne.com/acynicalslime …. Just in case.

@SoraStarcluster @DonnnySins Lucario all the way

In honor of @DonnnySins kindness during switchmas and reaching 36% funded today I'm doing my first Giveaway!! How to Enter: - Like - Reply with your favorite Pokemon - Repost The winner will receive a $25 dono to their throne! 💜

@tinatheterror Good luck. I hope you get partner .... *Twitch you better not screw this up*

Partner Application Submitted!! Please please please please let this get accepted 🙏 Send me all your luck chat this is the big one!!!

@AlucardMyAngel Yoo thats awesome. Thank you for spreading joy to so many people. You've helped brighten the days of many people, it's incredible to see.

Since I'm really broke for now, I decided to total everything I've given so far. These are over 25 donations, totalling almost exactly 250€. Wow I never thought I would do so much really But it's almost addicting, seeing people's reactions to it, seeing that I managed to give them a little bit of happiness. I feel for you all, I really do, which is I went and donated so much even after I said I should probably stop. EVERYONE DESERVES HAPPINESS I know there are far bigger donors than me out there, but I gave everything I could to gift a little bit of happiness. Now I'm truly at my hard monetary limit and CANNOT give any more I'm afraid, I may have out myself in, well not the best spot financially haha I wish I could fund all of us. If anyone feels like being a fairy back, I would really appreciate a donation to my fund, I've been kinda stuck where I am for about 9 days now, and am just so drained mentally right now, that I might have to lesson my presence a bit, even thought I want to be 100% for you all at all times. throne.com/unhappy_filling (Some names pop up twice cause I donated to them twice)

switchmas 🫶🧡

@desconocida_fav Ngl the hit was a big suprise lmao. I was legit super happy about it because I always felt really short but that hit to the head proved to me I was growing and that gave me a wee bit of confidence lmao

@ACynicalSlime Loool, the hit 😭😭😭😭

*touching microphone* hello...? is this stuff on? 🎤 ok, so due to popular demand, the Bee Fairy is BACK ON TRACK! 🐝✨ we must get everyone funded! 🗣‼️ just because switchmas is over, it doesn't mean this has to stop! switchmas wasn't here when we started! 💜 drop the @ or link of any friend/moot/oomf who deserves to get fully funded! share a fun story about them too! 🫶 i'll leave mine here, for any kind soul who wants to share 🐝💛 throne.com/honeybee757

@kantozard I'd tell you to just go play pokemon but I don't want to encourage you away from something else if it's important ... if it's not important then go play pokemon lmao

feeling so unproductive today i just want to play pokemon 😭

I'll be super generous and give two short ones lol. I fell into streaming because some friends I made online "bullied" me into doing, love those guys and gals because it's help my mental state, so thats fun. And the second one, as a teenager my mom once hit me with a cupboard door .... by accident .... and thats how we both found out I'd had a growth spurt, she was always able to swing the door open because it always went straight over both our heads, but one day when she done it, it hit me int he side of the head. We both laughed about it then and still do sometimes to this day. *side note: this hit to the head might explain a lot of my clumsiness lmao* throne.com/acynicalslime

@ACynicalSlime Sure, go ahead

@kantozard but .... Monday's are when I have date night with my fiancé plus they my editing days, if you take that away from me then I'm left only with Thursday to edit and thats my day off from all streaming/editing 🥹

i declare mondays to be illegal