⋆. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑꩜𝐑.

i am a demanding creature. i am selfish and cruel and extremely unreasonable. but i am your servant.

⠀ only 64% ? a poor performance. unsurprising. do remind me. ⠀

⠀ and why not ? these are useful traits to have. ⠀

⠀ aced this test. mind flayers excel at everything. ⠀

“𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀, 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀… 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝘆.”

⠀weʹve ⠀got ⠀no ⠀heroes ⠀because ⠀our ⠀heroes ⠀are ⠀𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝.

// every time I log back into my main I see BILLIONS !!!!!! ( <—– dramatic effect ) of posts going on about hating the emperor and I'm not defending his ass ever but that's my emotional support mind flayer my mental health is hanging on by a thread you KICK dimitri

// the emperor has reached dimitri's 'gets extremely upset at any negative comment towards favorite character' stage oh I'm so fucked

@lynfesecretroom ⠀ embrace your illithid potential ⠀

⠀people ⠀learn ⠀to ⠀love ⠀their ⠀chains.

@fugueacres // mimi

ooc. 6am goodnight oomfs

@fugueacres ⠀ mind flayers also do not belong to the gods. I do not have a soul, and Myrkul can suck it. 🖕* and he can't, because I don't have anything. ⠀

@ASTRALPRlSM OKAY AND. that doesn't refute there second part of what i said 🤨

why are you naked.

@fugueacres ⠀ what evidence should there be ??? I don't !!! have anything !!! down there !!! I am a mind flayer !!! ⠀

@ASTRALPRlSM this is nonsense without evidence and heresy without reason. you should be ashamed of yourself.

@fugueacres ⠀ I do not. and your patron is lying to you. ⠀

@ASTRALPRlSM my patron sire does not think i am stupid so i am not .... everyone has to pee. everyone has to pee eventually.

@fugueacres ⠀ you are so unimaginably stupid. ⠀

@ASTRALPRlSM that's not fucking possible. you're lying.

@fugueacres ⠀ I don't. need to. ⠀

@ASTRALPRlSM [ .. staring at his moonlit, wolf – print undies. squinting. ] how do you pee.