abluble👽🧛‍♀️🦇

Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully.

i live by a very strict set of principles to make it more difficult for good things to happen to me

“why are you using banned spells” because im lowkey evil dude damn

speak for yourself

VOLITION - Good on you. I know you were tempted to shout *fuck*, but you controlled your impulse. Well done. YOU - "Fuck." VOLITION- This is a shame and a disappointment.

o que o batman faria no meu lugar

quem nao gosta do vitor brauer é burro ou mau carater lamento

@the_whar @leite_mumus nós 💚💚

When you have a frenemy

Please don’t leave me I scale really well late game

gurizada vamos ser sinceros já passou da hora de eu reagir a um assalto e ter meu peito cravejado de bala

GOALS BEFORE I TURN 3 - SLEEPING WITHOUT MY NIGHTLIGHT - NOT BEING SCARED OF THE MONSTER UNDER MY BED - EATING MY VEGETABLES

accidentally parries your high five and watches in horror as my riposte begins

quero trancar a faculdade e andar de bike até o amazonas

just divided something by zero btw. it’s actually super easy and they let you do it if you’re pure of heart

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