The Real Actual Rustin Cohle Simulator
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The Real Actual Rustin Cohle Simulator
@ActualRustySim
owner of the AI Horde Of Horrors, world renown true detective fan, sufferer of "perpetual hatman syndrome", I Steal Motherfuckers Faces Nigga



I want it publicly posted as images or delivered to the correct address. Not opening a file from the Reddit Riddler. Are the demands different than what you're claiming they are now, is that why you're afraid to post it? Post my signature first. You can easily prove I'm lying.


i think suing someone to get out of a boxing match after you agreed to fight them is pretty cringe.



"We lost in Iran, now we want to lose in mexico as well"


He raped a baby and got 30 days in jail

ok which childhood trauma causes fetishes like these ? 😭😭




@ActualRustySim @fleshsimulator We're gonna mail Noah when this is over.


If @fleshsimulator takes this to court he will actually, truly be "fucked forever" as he claimed I was in the Izzat Nuke. The crimes he and his fans have committed are all recorded. And it's all connected to real names and faces. I welcome it.



@fleshsimulator I want you to close your eyes and imagine us in a court room. Imagine the moment when I provide conclusive, concrete proof that I did not sign the document on the date in question. You're going to think back to this moment and realize you were a fucking idiot.





