#24 North Texas - KU Ball Knower

Jeanie Buss says Luka left his heart in Dallas after the trade: “In my experience welcoming players to the Lakers organization I often hear ‘this is my dream. I always wanted to be here. To play where Magic, Kobe, Shaq’ and Kareem.’ Luka didn’t come into the Lakers like that. He was trying to figure out why this was happening… You could see he left his heart in Dallas and it was going to take him time… it’s kind of like if your boyfriend breaks up with you, it’s ok to go out and get a new dress and try to make him regret he ever did that.” (Via youtu.be/NfcYPaU9-0A?si…)

@MLBTheShow Did you guys happen to hire the Wazzu graphic designer that doesn’t know DFW at all?

Inspired by the cities themselves, a new card series dropping this Friday in MLB The Show 26: Cityscapes! 🏙️⚾

Just down the road from the Denton Desert

@MichaelJBier Just down the road from the Denton Desert

I guess this is where the Rangers play.

Me reading that the JPMorgan story was fake after I already agreed to a 50% pay cut for the role

@DallasStars @Patron Absolute garbage. Fix this shit Jim Nill

Fought till the very end

You’re laughing? She made him motorboat her during a performance review, and you’re laughing?

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” “Your dad was a sex slave for J.P. Morgan”

I’m assembling a team

Me reading my rejection letter from JPMorgan

Just got accepted for a junior analyst position at JP Morgan

*removes her shirt and starts fondling her breasts* “Stop fucking crying”

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me:

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

Bitch, I'm from Texas Where we still ride in swangas and put diamonds in our necklace Pour drank inside my lemonade 'til it look like a Pepsi See, I come from the D where we got shags and we be flexin' If you ain't from my state Then you should know don't f*ck with Texas --Big X

@CodyChadfordFan That’s the spirit

@Angry_UNT_Fan Lil bro is going to have to learn to cope with alcoholism

Kid sitting next to me says “let’s comeback here and score five runs to win!”