Alex Anyways

"The world is changing old man. Now you must choose to adapt and change with it, or die with the past."

The GTA V train isn't actually moving. In game engines, objects come in two flavors. Dynamic objects have a physics simulation running on them. Cars, NPCs, bullets, your character. The engine checks their velocity, mass, and hitboxes against other dynamic objects 60 times a second. Static objects get none of that. Buildings, terrain, roads. Immovable geometry. The train is static. Rockstar didn't model a locomotive with 800 tons of simulated mass rolling down a track. They wrote a script that rewrites the train's x/y/z coordinates every frame along a predetermined path. It's teleporting. Very fast. Sixty times a second. When you park a tanker on the tracks, the engine runs the collision check: does the tanker intersect something? It crushes the tanker out of the way. The train's coordinates get overwritten to the next point on the path regardless. There is no force to apply force against. The train doesn't need to break your tanker. It doesn't know your tanker exists. This is why every "stop the train" video for 13 years ends the same way. Whales, skyscrapers, tornadoes, 100 Harambes, a tsunami mod, a UFO. All dynamic objects trying to exert force on a thing the engine has never once asked "can this be moved?" Rockstar shipped GTA V in September 2013. 225 million copies and close to $10B later, the unstoppable train is one of the most durable memes in gaming. They never patched it. The meme sold more copies than the fix ever would have.

Someone said: "Life can flip in a second. One phone call, one diagnosis, one unexpected moment and everything changes. Nothing is guaranteed. Not time. Not health. Not the people you love. So love louder. Appreciate deeper. Because what feels normal today could be something you pray for tomorrow" and I felt that.

My jaw dropped from the 10th floor

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Me estoy descojonando con esto

🚨 OJO 🚨 El CEO de Take Two afirma que la IA nunca generará un juego exitoso. "Project Genie nunca simplificará el proceso para crear algo como GTA 6, ni un poquito. La idea de que nuevas herramientas permitan a una persona pulsar un botón, generar un éxito y distribuirlo a millones de consumidores en todo el mundo es ridícula."

No DLSS needed.

Es triste ver como a Rusia le faltan meses para convertirse en la nueva Coreo del Norte. El pueblo ruso cada vez más aislado por la ambición de poder de su líder, sufre. Y está pasando totalmente desapercibido. theguardian.com/world/2026/mar…

“relying on AI is like using too much porn: 'You lose your ability to ejaculate using your imagination”

Harvey Weinstein arruinó la franquicia de Scary Movie. Marlon Wayans en una entrevista reveló cómo los Weinstein "robaron" la franquicia Scary Movie después de las primeras dos películas. Él y sus hermanos crearon el concepto, pero para la tercera les ofrecieron un pago ridículo, rechazaron, y el estudio usó sus ideas con otros directores. Resultado: las secuelas fueron un desastre. Y ahora, con el karma golpeando a Harvey Weinstein, Marlon dice: "No puedes hacer cosas de los Wayans sin los Wayans". Las primeras dos son oro puro. ¿Quién más extraña ese humor? Scary Movie 6 se estrena en junio de 2026, con los hermanos Wayans de vuelta como escritores, productores y actores. Además, regresa el elenco original: Anna Faris como Cindy y Regina Hall como Brenda.

Ya queda menos, señor Frodo

Yo con planes de irme a EEUU este septiembre, viendo como nuestra relación con el país del empresario naranja está en hielo fino...

Volvió Tarsier Studios papa

Gothic Remake, desarrollado por el estudio barcelonés Alkimia Interactive, se lanzará en junio eurogamer.es/gothic-remake-…

Benito diciéndome en la Super Tazón que crea en mi, que valgo más de lo que pienso, es todo lo que necesitaba escuchar para comerme el mundo.

Bad Bunny tonight at the super bowl :