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If it seems like I'm ghosting you I promise I'm not actually ghosting you. I just have a bad habit of swiping away notifs when I'm busy and then completely forgetting I got said notifs in the first place.

@Nigel_Deco My time has come

Bicolor battle For bisexuals!

@Nigel_Deco Your FA post will be good. I would encourage you to look at building projects (breaking into mid-level teams rn is pretty tough) And just keep tabs on how you play so your team can play around you. Your carbon is cracked at picks and holds so lean into that.

my fa post would be so bad due to I don't have any information at all besides my weapons and previous team lol

Amazing slayer if you're willing to play around his carbon (just paint u midrange shooter sluts lmao)

@Nigel_Deco Now we can really say "So long gay bowser"

Made it to saltoon guys

Hmm, less balloons this year? Oh well, one step closer to the heat death of the universe.

@Hiyah_yes WHAT, UR NOT A SNOT NOSED BRAT? UR...A DAPPER BOI?

@MsPopgun SAME. BUT THEN MY THERAPIST GAVE ME A VERY DISSAPOINTED LOOK AND WENT "that's insomnia"

@Armor_bot Def not normal. Takes me like an hour unless I’m completely exhausted.

Today I learned that the average person takes 15 minutes to fall asleep.

Send help my radiator is just-

I AM NO LONGER THE YOUNGEST POPCHILD W???

Reading internship descriptions sometimes rlly be like. We want a hardworking, passionate individual, who only lives to work for us. Requirements: Has a Doctorate Has 15 years experience with Adobe Salary: $1.00 Please venmo $50 to interview. Expect to work 60 hours a week.

Pain

Forgot the word "stings" asked my optometrist if he was gonna put the "spicy eyedrops" in.

@Nigel_Deco Oops !!!

oops !!

@aritimena Shoulda played with me 😌

to whoever decided the big run rewards would be determined by bell curve

For ages some of y'all have been looking at the work of major artists and going "My 6 year old can do that". Somehow it's the same lot of you feeding the hard work of others to an AI because you're too lazy to learn how to do it yourself. Make it make sense.

Tmw leaks say that the Genshin character that shares your name is gonna drop in a banner that runs during your effing birthday. So now the bastard had taken your name AND your birthday.

Bruh. In the span of two days I run into 1. The president of the entire fucking university 2. The Director & Head Honcho of my entire division as an RA Both at the same lunch place roughly same time. Wtf.

Got let out of my studio class 2 hours early only for me to immediately run into the President of the entire college immediately after 💀 💀 💀

Random shout out to that tall dude in the laundry room that stared at me with increasing concern as I tried to get my stuff from the top dryer. Homie was just about to get up to help me too but I jumped for the last sock.