Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris he was able to kill a racist with his dying breath
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edward wolden
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edward wolden
@AstroStomp
I make stupid jokes. If you take me seriously you're doing it wrong
Denver, CO انضم Mayıs 2008
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My therapist called me an empath, but that’s because “pussy that cries about everything” is unprofessional
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Morrissey is like my dead grandma, I liked them better before I knew they were racist
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The way he keeps canceling shows, people are never gonna Morris-see him live ever again
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Pop punk republicans keep getting caught at schools trying to make Newfound Glory Holes
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Sex robots with artificial intelligence will never take off because incels don’t want a woman with any kind of intelligence
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Panties with book over your tits 😍😍😍😍😍
Bra with book over your cooter 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
FearBuck@FearedBuck
Dakota Johnson as Calvin Klein’s new brand ambassador (2026)
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@sclSolitarium @TBDovan @NM5WRLD If you couldn’t figure out time zones, the show was way too advanced for you to be watching anyway.
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@NotReida @thisislux So people wash their utensils after using them. It very weird you don’t know this.
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@thisislux omfg thank god someone understands
though it’s not JUST pet food that taints it. any dish that is in Contact with something Too Gross must be eliminated.
(however, if I do not personally witness the Contact with the Too Gross, it does not count)
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We were always supposed to see his face but the set crew built the fence too tall and they just went with it. The actor has always held a grudge to this day.
Men's Humor@MensHumor
Millennials really grew up not knowing what this guy looked like because Googling an actor just wasn’t an option.
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@AstroStomp @erictacular You should know what you're talking about before you comment.
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@Marvelman3 @Isimmons_art Luckily it doesn’t matter what bots think
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@Isimmons_art You just can’t convince me the show is in the same universe as Superman
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The idea of making the Green Lantern uniform something that they have to physically put on instead of a magic costume generated by the ring (presumably because that’s not grounded enough) doesn’t bode well for the rest of the show
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@mxyz24 @erictacular You should read a post before commenting on it.
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@erictacular It was intentional because when they had curtain calls at the end of the episodes he would have this in his hand covering his face.
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@honeybunwife People are giving plenty of examples but you’re dismissing them all because it doesn’t fit with your false narrative. You don’t want answers, you just want to be right.
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im still trying to figure out what the mythical “third space for teens” is that was apparently 100% free, abundantly entertaining, provided food/snacks and wasn’t educational. people keep talking about this place like it existed but never can give an example of what it was 😭
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Another white musician appropriating black culture
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Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him quit heroin: ‘It worked’ trib.al/xcVIvQ0
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@Asherdan1 @Variety Whenever someone says “They don’t do politics” what they mean is “If I was upfront about my politics, you would know what a piece of shit I am” and we do.
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@Variety He's always been upfront about it, he doesn't do politics, he doesn't do 'issues' and he won't go into it. He feels he's a comic and he wants to work and the rest of the stuff isn't something he's going into. Like it or hate it, he's upfront and consistent.
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You were already a sellout, performing for the Saudis is so much worse.
Variety@Variety
Gabriel Iglesias delivers a speech at his Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony and thanks his agent for booking him the Saudi Arabia gig: “I don’t care — yeah, I bought a house with that money. So I don’t care what you say. ‘Fluffy is a sellout.’ Damn right I am.”
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My favorite Bob Evan’s side is Mac and cheese. My favorite Bill Evan’s side is cocaine and heroin.
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