August Trometer

If you bought my new book: THANK YOU. Truly. If you also leave an honest Amazon review: I will love you forever*. *Forever may be a scientific exaggeration. amazon.com/Doctor-Kabooms…

Plot twist: my kids’ book full of poop facts is the #1 New Release in Doctors & Medicine Humor. Science is weird. amazon.com/dp/B0G6CWCL1M

I made a kids’ science book. It’s educational. It’s chaotic. It’s… disgustingly fun. Doctor Kaboom’s Bonkers Book of Gross Facts! 200+ real science facts about slime, snot, bugs, barf, poop and all the things kids find hilarious. Check it out! amazon.com/dp/B0G6CWCL1M

@NoDMsPerfavore I slowly disintegrated.

In 3 words or less! 😱

Thought I'd do some baking today.

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School: humanity’s first group babysitting hack disguised as education.

I usually just say I build “software stuff.” But this one’s different. Undelulu isn’t a product. It’s a love letter in code. For anyone who’s ever whispered, “I just wish someone would listen.” 🖤 undelulu.com

Today’s Forecast: 80% chance of chaos, 20% chance of remembering your password.

Soon... undelulu.com

RIP George Wendt Have a cold one for me, George.

@star_empire664 @honestfc1 Yes?

@honestfc1 August @august

Pick your birth month and take money

A new pope! Pope Leo XIV was officially chosen today. He says he wants to bring the Church into the modern era—starting by replacing confession booths with anonymous Google Forms.

The Vatican unveiled Pope Francis’s tomb, but the kerning is so off, it reads like ‘F R A NCIS VS’—which sounds less like a pope and more like a ‘Fast & Furious’ sequel.

@Richard_Kadrey Today, you are my favorite person!

WIP: Sandman Slim 13

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