Axis Tempest (Tempting Ass) ✂️✨🌙🐣

THE TEMPTING ASS LORE #shiinaLIVE

@BOSBruinsHC it was a good game but MAN THE GARDEN IS CURSED

if the fleet lose tonight its for no other reason other than that the td garden is cursed after the removal of the yellow seats

Boston, from the bottom of our hearts, THANK YOU 💚 Boston Fleet x @bentleyu

Shipped off to Boston.

@mintyfia On my way to the garden now on My Frankle Jersey to watch the green monster eat the Canadians like a Cesar salad

@AxisTempest ugh my divas i have sm faith in them

the bruins make me so mad i could literally cry and that's so embarrassing why am i about to cry over a group of men with sticks and a rubber disk on ice

La NASA: "Estamos preparando un protocolo de rescate histórico, serio y milimétrico para la misión Artemis II". 🧐 Los marineros del USS John P. Murtha: "Traigan al extraterrestre inflable, es hora de darles la bienvenida". 👽 🐶

Make way for *the Fleet 🚢 Shoutout to our loyal Crew member, Danica, for making custom Fleet sweaters for the ducklings!

@PWHL_Boston CAN’T WAIT ON THE WAY TO THE GARDEN WITH THE FAMILY

Our Garden group! ⚓️ Puck drops at 7:00 PM ET.

To all Uma Musume fans overseas, Today, “Oguri MacQueen” secured a victory at Saga Racecourse. True to its name, this horse is descended from “Oguri Cap” and “Mejiro MacQueen.” Because it was born with crooked legs, its prospects of becoming a racehorse were considered hopeless…

Curren Chan and her first foal by Novellist later named Curren Slay "She has been a great mother since his birth. When the colt could not have milk, she gently led him to do so by using her muzzle. Now he is a week old and stays in a paddock with Curren Chan."

@Necro_Ch_ @UmariTomoe GET OVER HERE MAPLEBACK I JUST WANT TO TALK

uooogh it's happening soon..

Card shop in New England things only: Guy brought in a cooler full of live lobsters looking for trade. We took it.

For her food on the journey to you ^^

I’m going to be honest. I might need some time to warm up to the idea of my idol arc being so much more difficult than I anticipated, But I’m eternally grateful for this experience as it pushed me far past my comfort zone. 😭❤️ I might not be a mega idol yet. But perhaps one day I’ll be able to put on a performance I could be proud of. 🙏

@kuuritac THAT WAS THE BOX MINE WAS AND OGURI AND CROSS WHERE IN TWO DIFFERENT BOXES I HAD TO PAY UPS 16.28 FOR EACH BOX FOR TARIFFS TOO

Why they put her in such a big ass box No wonder shipping was $50 😭

2025-26 @TheAHL Atlantic Division Champs! 👑

Our IT department has weaponized my love of free food. They send out internal phishing test emails to see who will click malicious links. The first one was an email from UPS about a missed package. I didn't click it. I'm a professional. The second one was a notice about mandatory password resets. I ignored it. I know how SSO works. But yesterday, they sent an email titled "Leftover catering in the third-floor breakroom." It included a button to RSVP for a slice of gourmet cheesecake. I clicked it so fast my mouse almost broke. Instead of cheesecake, I got a red screen telling me I had failed a cybersecurity drill. Now I have to take a 45-minute online training module about email vigilance. This is pure entrapment. If you promise an engineer free dairy products, all threat models go out the window.