TotallyNotAlpharius
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I now understand the American dream. I came to the World Cup because I was offered a last minute ticket to watch England play Croatia in Dallas and I started documenting my journey. The content went viral on social media. So much so, the President of the United States saw it himself. I was invited to attend the grand opening of the great American state fair for freedom 250 and halfway through Donald Trumps speech, I was told to come and wait back stage for a photograph. This sort of thing could only happen in America. As an Englishman I never really understood what America has to make it “the land of opportunity” But results speak for themselves.

Happy 42nd Birthday to Aubrey Plaza!


OL seeing a DL flinch on a hard count

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store





The four Umas of inevitable marriage


















