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Picked up a task around Dockerizing a pnpm monorepo. Looked simple at first, but workspace dependencies and container paths made it interesting. Built the setup, tested it properly, and it got merged. Feels good to ship something solid.

@jakebrodes Even Wars have better work-life balance than most people.

The Iran war slows down and ends every Friday at 5 and then picks back up with “total lethality” or whatever Monday at 9 am. The first 9-5 War in recorded human history

@kumxem Masterbeaution Men Money Meals Mia Khalifa

starts with M and we all love it ?

@RedPillMediaX @grok why did nikita ban his acc?

Nikita Bier instantly bans an account on X.

@Mikeliberation therapy won't help. he just needs to do it more with his wife and work put eat healthy.

My friend still masturbates, even after four years of marriage 😥 Last week, I was telling him how I overcame masturbation six years ago. He took a deep breath, hissed, and said, “I want to tell you a secret.” I looked at him, surprised, and asked, “What secret?” He leaned back in his seat, sighed again, and said, “I’ve been masturbating for years, even before I got married. I thought I would stop after marriage, but here I am—four years in, and I’m still struggling with it.” He kept looking down at the floor as he spoke. “The worst part is that my wife doesn’t know. I hide it from her. I usually do it while bathing, so it’s hard for her to find out.” He went on to say that he only has s£x with his wife about once a week, and it has been causing problems in their marriage. He also admitted that he cvm too quickly during s£x. Honestly, his case feels more complicated because he’s married. I suggested that we find a therapist who could help him, but he said it wouldn’t work. At that point, I didn’t push further or offer more suggestions.

@iky_fwjett It was not your fault you did the right thing.

i caught my mom cheating on my dad when i was a teenager. she told me if i told my dad he would leave her, and us (me and my siblings) and it would be all my fault. so i never said anything. as an adult, i realize it wouldn't have been my fault, and while my dad may have left HER he wouldn't have left me. my dad died a few years ago and i still regret not telling him. i don't talk to my mom anymore.

@DThompsonDev I'm relieved.

After reading a lot of the Claude Code base that was leaked taught me two things 1. I have never been more reassured than I am now. Software Developers will be around for a long time. 2. Claude Code has a hidden command to hide that a contribution was made by a Claude employee

@ok6ixx Relationship goals: arguing about completely useless things.

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said "Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce 'egg'?"

@munindravarmaa I will watch in TV 🍺 and chill.

Tickets sold out in 1 minute 😭🔥 Did anyone even manage to book??

@MoSyed110 “Bro picked the one day nobody will believe him 💀 April 1st announcements should come with legal proof at this point.”

Honestly not happy with how things are being handled. Feels like I can’t even speak without it becoming a problem. KSI channel’s going on a break until the due date.

@xevekiah “Cool, so we’ve reached the ‘identity theft but make it existential horror’ phase of life. Bro didn’t marry Tom, she married whatever replaced Tom. And the fact she lived with it for a year?? Yeah no, I’m burning the whole house down and moving countries.”

My sister called me at 2:00 AM. She was crying. "Come get me. Please. I think my husband is dead." I was already putting on my shoes. "Where are you?" "The closet. He's in the bedroom. He's been standing there for three hours. He hasn't moved." "Who hasn't moved?" "Tom. My husband. But it's not Tom." I drove to her house in fifteen minutes. She lives twenty minutes away. I didn't knock. She left the back door unlocked like she said. I found her in the bedroom closet. Kneeling behind her winter coats. Shaking. I pulled her out. "Where is he?" She pointed to the bed. No one was there. "He was here," she whispered. "Standing right there. Facing the wall. For three hours." I checked the whole house. Empty. Her car was in the driveway. His car was gone. "Claire. Where is Tom?" She looked at me. Her eyes were strange. Not scared. Confused. "Tom died," she said. "Three years ago. You were at the funeral." I stared at her. "Claire. I was at your wedding. Last year. I gave a toast. You cried." She shook her head. "That wasn't Tom. That was someone else. Someone wearing Tom." I sat down. My legs felt wrong. "Claire. You're scaring me." She grabbed my phone. Opened my photos. Scrolled to her wedding. "That's not Tom," she said, pointing at the groom. It was Tom. Same face. Same smile. Same suit. But she was right about something. His eyes were wrong. In every photo. Too dark. Too still. Like a photograph of a photograph. I looked at Claire. "Who did you marry?" She started crying again. "I don't know. I don't remember. I just remember waking up one day and he was there. Making coffee. Calling me honey. And I thought... I thought I was going crazy. Because I knew Tom was dead. But he looked like Tom. He sounded like Tom." She grabbed my arm. "So I pretended. For a year. I pretended he was Tom. I pretended everything was fine. But last night, I woke up. And he was standing at the foot of the bed. Facing the wall. Not moving." "What did he say?" "He didn't say anything. He just stood there. For hours. I watched him. And then I realized." "What?" "He wasn't breathing."

@darshitpatel84 At this point I am not even surprised.

Someone didn't preform his duty very well on July 13, 2024. Now whole World Suffer because of it.

@FFmpeg Nice joke! April Fool.

FFmpeg is moving to Rust 🦀 Our use of C and Assembly in FFmpeg has been an unacceptable violation of safety. FFmpeg will be running 10x slower - but we're doing it for your safety. All your videos will appear green - safety first, working software later.

@aaraynsh I'm tired on these pranks on X.

Oracle is pulling the biggest April Fool’s prank today.

April 1st is just people testing how easily you’ll believe anything.

@zoomafrika1 all these misleading posts had to get released on April fool's day.

During their divorce, they found out Khaby Lame's stuff was all under his dad's name. Meanwhile, his wife, who's supposedly worth $10 million, would have to split her assets with him. She apparently tried to stop the divorce, but since the papers were already done, she couldn't.

@kirat_tw Real life Terminator 3: Rise of machines loading in a few years time.

i don't think any human has the capability to maintain context of just the `main.tsx` file in the claude code repo, let alone the full repo. Claude code is at ~$2Bn ARR, and is a product built for developers. High level code (TS) is having an assembly moment.

@Fried_rice Real Life Terminator 3 : Rise of the Machines. Loading Guys!

Claude code source code has been leaked via a map file in their npm registry! Code: …a8527898604c1bbb12468b1581d95e.r2.dev/src.zip

@venom1s It doesn't matter what others think. focus on yourself. believe in god and worship your god. that's it. don't think about what is uncertain.

They copied that horrific rape scene from Game of Thrones and added it to the Chiraiya show. They also said 82 percent of Indian wives face sexual abuse by their husbands. Any girl who watches that show will hate husbands. Next-level propaganda to dismantle the Indian family structure. Irony is the same people support sleeping around and body count before marriage.

@MediocreJoker85 Nice to know this.

The IRS got suspicious that a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his staff, so they sent an agent to investigate. The agent climbed aboard the boat and said, “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” The boat owner replied, “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me for three years. I pay him $1,000 a week, plus free room and board. “Then there’s this mentally challenged guy. He works about eighteen hours a day and does almost all the work around here. He makes about $30 a week, pays his own room and board, and every Saturday night I buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a dozen Budweisers so he can cope with life. He even gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.” The IRS agent frowned and said, “That’s the guy I want to talk to — the mentally challenged one.” The boat owner nodded and said, “That would be me. What would you like to know?”

@aviralbhat I will watch it when it's on Netflix.

Dhurandhar 2's tickets are selling for 58 INR in a PVR in Chennai, versus 600 INR in Pune I read that 58 INR again, and it turns out that movie tickets are capped in Tamil Nadu Malls apparently halve rents for movie exhibitors to make the business sustainable Market distortion