Georgia Bosscher

After 7+ years of being together, I have figured out that Pat’s love language (both giving and receiving) is running to catch a clearly bad throw when we’re tossing around.

@asherperlman My sister sent me this one over text. I got to brag that I knew you in high school! Thanks for the cool points.

Mine in the September 9, 2024 issue of The New Yorker

@ultimatesascha @pshriwise taught me to hit shuffle before I even look at anything because of their trickery

Anyone else hate when connections does this?

@KaitlynneRoling @kmccarthy1161 Oh boy. I’m not even sure I have a copy anywhere! In the era of sideline camcorders borrowed from university libraries, the quality of footage is about what you’d expect.

Does anyone know if the Georgia bosscher Callahan video exists anywhere

@theyouthchair What?? I love it. It’s like one-person code names.

2.5-year-old trying to convince me to give him a ball back that I had just taken away: “you can give it to me and then, and then… we can be a family!”

@penny15club Just let them lick your teeth. Their saliva is anti-bacterial when mixed with yours.

question for dog owners: I'm having trouble finding a toothbrush that works for both of us. do you have any recommendations

Based on the number of red solo cups scattered around our house, you’d assume we had a pretty great party last night. In actuality, we’re potty training a 2-year-old boy who sometimes can’t get to the toilet in time. Visitors have been warned. #parentlife

Our almost 2-year-old loves to talk loudly about the “big clock” that we see on the way out of daycare. Unfortunately he has not mastered the L sound yet.

@penny15club Soooo what ARE you two going to wear??

chuckling at the convo I just had with a multiple poty winner about what we're gonna wear to a Q&A panel on what it takes to become an elite ultimate player, because I'm sure she's gonna say "hard work" and "love of the game", and all I've got is "pretend to be a girl"

@jake_wilson Jake, that was sick. So many fav moments, but the best was the screen going black when JJ punch-spiked. 😍

@jdance558 @annavthorn Back in MY day, there was no U-anything. It was Junior’s and you just had to have heard of a flick to make the team.

haha i said “that person is under 24?” at least five times 👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻

@khalifygreens Georgia

My beautiful, talented, loving, mindful, kind sister-in-law, Sarah Langenkamp was struck and killed by a truck while commuting home on her bike. She was in a marked bike lane. My brother has established this Bike Safety Memorial Fund in her name. gofund.me/55239f95

@schwambomb Tomorrow will be so much better!

First night of sleep training with Jordy. He cried for 1 hour and 10 minutes. I cried for 1 hour and 9 minutes so that’s how it’s going.

Can I admit that I read the first bunch of “they’re a 10 but…” tweets as “they’re 10, but…” and could not understand why we were all roasting a 10-year-old.

Schools scared to death. The truth is, one education under desks, Stooped low from bullets; That plunge when we ask Where our children Shall live & how & if

Preorder your tickets for Saturday's game against @SoulofATL and you'll save a few bucks, spend less time waiting in line, AND receive a Monarchs disc at the gate! Buy 🎟 here: bit.ly/monarchstix

@manilovefrogs27 Boxcar children - boys Henry and Benny, girls Jessie and Violet Narnia - Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy Cute bugs that make cute names - Cricket, Bug, Ladybird, Moth, Grasshopper, Beetle, etc etc

Picked up our new foster this morning and this is mama cat 🥰 I'll post pictures of babies in the replies, hit me with your name suggestions. We have 2 boys and 2 girls.

Only a few days until our home opener vs @DCShadowUlti! Preorder your tickets online to save $$ and get access to a faster line at the gate. Score even bigger discounts and perks by snagging one of our season ticket packages. To purchase, check out the link in our bio!

@NOISEUltimate @jennaweiner6 🛌⏰ ➡️ Twitter ➡️ feed the 🐕 ➡️ ☕️🍳 ➡️ sit down, enjoy wordle.

@jennaweiner6 I’ll tell you straight up I don’t know how time zones work, but my later question is the question. You go on Twitter before wordle???

Tell me you don’t know how time zones work without telling me you don’t know how time zones work