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@HouseOfQs Yes

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@blogness This is just a symptom, the economy is terrible because we allow businesses to aggregate and hoard wealth for the top 1% while stripping decency away from the workers who make sure those sale businesses and our society thrives.

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

@JavaScriptDaily Well I’m thinking about it now, Thanks a lot!

How often do you think about jQuery?

@JennaEllisEsq I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. Proverbs 31:16

“But I say unto you, love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them that despitefully use you and persecute you…” Matt 5:44 “But he who trusts in the Lord, lovingkindness shall surround him. Be glad in the Lord and rejoice, you righteous ones; And shout for joy, all you who are upright in heart.” Psalm 32:10-11

@MrBeast We'll play! If you love libraries and reading and want to see more literate and educated Americans, hit that like button! Plus, every $1 we raise helps secure over $1,600 in funding for libraries! libraries2020.org/but_nobody_use…

@mattwasfunny Honey is bee vomit 🐝🤮

Does honey come out of the bees mouth? Or the bee’s asshole?

@HouseOfQs They must be one salty snowflake

Some Before & After of the HBO Mario Kart sketch I directed Shot Friday Done Saturday

This policy is about neutrality in education ... now get this Holocaust survivor's quote out of here! bit.ly/3HeELoZ

Won @hqtrivia tonight - Thank you @HQNewManagement for making it happen for real 🎉🥳

Outside of Central Bucks High School East where teachers are gathering to protest the passage of Policy 321, a policy teachers say restricts discussions on LGBTQ and other issues

@HQNewManagement Will they?

@ericareport Republicans laundering dirty money through various campaigns

@LionelMedia Horrible human / good timing+aim

Thoughts? twitter.com/HumansNoContex…

@DineshDSouza You buried the lead “Schofield, a Republican” was guilt of voter fraud. Can I get a surprise Picachu face meme 😂 #RepublicanVoterFraud

This is big. conservativebrief.com/elections-frau…

@OneFreshPillow We have an elementary holiday recital in 2 weeks. We are already pregaming

We are at a middle school orchestra performance, and when I tell y’all there is not enough alcohol on this earth…. Pillow Daddy just texted me the most accurate gif that ever gif’d

✨Hopewell's on strike TODAY! Come by for your own extra-grinchy Red Cup and some coffee/cocoa! See you there!!✨ 7AM-12PM 800 Denow Rd, Pennington NJ 08534 #redcuprebellion