Chloe

@CrossCountryUK there’s a guy doing a plank on your train. Also the air con is a bit cold

Petition for Kath & Kim ( & Sharron) to host #Eurovision

Selling 2X Loyle Carner tickets for tonight in Brum #loylecarner

Spain manager right now #WorldCup

I feel underdressed

My Uber driver just did up the top button on his polo shirt and put on classical fm

WE ARE THE #EmiratesFACup WINNERS!!!!!!!

Happy Sunday folks ☀️ I really enjoyed writing this piece for @staying_cool recently - thank you to @staceybarnfield for the opportunity! stayingcool.com/blog/public-ar…

I asked the ref why Kane didn’t see red but Robertson did. He said Not now James. I said When will we see consistency? He said James, NOT NOW.

I have never understood the desire to put a puppy in a gift box for Christmas. Like where have you been hiding it? Imagine being boxed for gifting

I rang Jurgen this morning and said Don’t dwell on that loss at the weekend, just think Ole is still in a job. He laughed and said Yes good point, thank you James.

I just said Guess what? to Harry Maguire. He said What? I said Ole’s at the wheel. It was so funny.

Mo Salah broke 4 records today: • Most goals by an African in PL history. • First PL player to score an away hat-trick at Old Trafford. • First player to score in 10 consecutive games in LFC history. • First LFC player to score in 5 consecutive away games since 1902.

What a performance from the team! 🤩😍 Alhamdulillah 🤲🏾 @LFC #YNWA 🔴

@LNRailway Sorry, Birmingham - deffo not on

@CCAVEN_ The 1814 from where sorry? It can take a while to regulate, but unless there's a fault the air con should be on.

Put the air con on your 18:14 train to Euston. It’s stifling @LNRailway

@OlainUK by far has the worst service of any company I’ve seen before. Honestly shocking

If I were @adidasfootball or @nikefootball etc I’d remove sponsorship of kits from any team who don’t take the knee

CUT TO THE STUDIO FFS!!!!