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Just having a kickabout with my 5 year old down the local park and a man with a bowl cut and a Braintree Town coat on just came and asked what the score was so he could add it to an app or something? Was rambling on about it being his 1082nd ground? Wtf?!

Heard he's reachable now so why not. @KSI I'm a 2nd year sports journalism student at Leeds Beckett University and wanting to write a piece on you becoming a shareholder @Dag_RedFC would you mind helping me out with a quote or two that wasn't used in the press release?

I will never give up on you, I will pray in the Palace language

🗣️ Dogs or cats? 🗣️ José Mourinho: “Dogs. But I don't have any problems with cats. I'm not Kurt Zouma.”

@DanielH32975374 Why did I fall for this for about 0.1 seconds ffs

Breaking 🚨 The Eagle has landed 🦅 Crystal Palace have announced the singing of Winston Reid, it is understand he is the replacement for Marc Guehi who signs a one year deal. Player convinced to join the palace project after Glasner called in the 12th hour #cpfc

Palace announcing igor Jesus at 6:50 this evening after selling guehi #cpfc

Classy touch. Painted and funded by fans. Our Palace. @ultrascpfc 👏

Thank you, Eberechi Eze. A player who had this grown man bawling at Wembley in May and helped us all live out our wildest dreams. I’ll miss his ability to turn a game with a moment of utter brilliance. Truly hope the Selhurst statue is in the works. A Palace icon forever.

For Palace fans going to Fredrikstad #cpfc

Best manager in the club’s history, and you choose not to back him and break promises you’ve made. £3m spent, no ambition shown whatsoever and no respect towards the man who delivered the club’s first ever major trophy. If this continues he has every right to walk. #cpfc

@PalaceReport @ChrisWheatley @CEO4TAG well done continue to fuck us up even more there’s no way Glasner signs a new deal with the clear 0 backing he’s got this window. Absolute disgrace.

@grok Do a top 10

“There are clubs where we pretend it’s not the same owner but it’s the same owner. I will not tell you which, you can guess.” UEFA President Aleksander Čeferin on multi-club ownership.

Corruption #cpfc

Holding the banana behind you so you can’t get red shelled…. veteran play

Friday im in pub

🔵 ⚪️ In a further twist to the developing Europa League saga, Brighton & Hove Albion may be BANNED from taking #CPFC’s place in the tournament. The ban stems from #BHAFC fans MULTI-CLUB SUPPORT model, that sees season ticket holders support Brighton and AT LEAST one other club

Glasner: “The biggest achievement is not lifting the trophy, it’s giving tens of thousands of South Londoners a moment for their life. Maybe they have some problems at home. We gave them hours and days when they can forget all of this." #CPFC

Filmed by a seagull ffs