Caleb Alexander

@QZander2 @DachelPayton Don’t let the hammer get the best of you. Jeez

Me trying to explain #TigerKing to my friends who haven’t watched it

When you start communicating plans with your significant other via calendar invites you’re officially adulting. Lmao

NFL playoffs, national anthem and a fly over....Merica

Whoever designs/installs upright urinals in even numbers for public bathrooms is a savage.

@joerogan podcast on a 3 hr Drive is the move

Have you ever started out your day with 2 cups of coffee? Still feeling drogy, you go for that bold 3rd cup. And thennnnnn BOOM, it all hits at once.

YouTube: Fast track to a professional career.

Just because someone says something that you don’t like, doesn’t mean they’re not right. Constructive criticism is a lost art. Learn to self reflect.

Wanna know what’s messed up?? Wisco can go from -60 windchill to 100 with humidity. That’s a 160 degree temp difference. How’s that even possible

It annoys me that movie producers assume us incoherent viewers, don’t know if you shoot a gun or blow something up indoors you’ll be deaf af

I’m just curious if there’s some kind of secret ingredient/recipe that makes every family diner taste the same.

I still believe every legion hall, low key, has a tank a few upgrades away from being operational. It would be the best defense strategy of all time.

Steph Curry blatantly carries the ball more than anyone else in the league.

Everyone’s got demons, some are just worse than others.

It’s the 21st century. Put a damn sensor in the football so you know per fact wether or not the ball crosses the plain. @NFL @Eagles

@skattybeyer #JohnFoxtoGB

@packers I hear John Fox isn’t coaching these days 💁🏼

I’m sick and tired of the NFL. So many flags. No special teams. Can’t hit the quarterback. Can’t even remember the last time I’ve seen a special teams play without a flag. #DyingLeague

Quantum Mechanics is like going through puberty and guessing where your next hair will grow