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I would grant #SirhanSirhan parole solely on the fact that he was trying to class up his prison outfit with a paper towel pocket square @danielhberger @MichaelSocolow

Dead Internet theory….doo dah day

🚨🇮🇷#BREAKING: Andrew Tate predicts rising prices from the Iran war will cause mass panic, crime, and riots. He says the elites want us to k*ll each other so they can introduce full AI control as the solution. “It looks like this is the beginning of the end.”

Iran’s strike last night wiped out 17% of Qatar’s natural gas export capacity, repairs are expected to take three to five years -Reuters (Based prewar market estimates, Iran managed to destroy ~3.5% of global LNG capacity in a single strike.)

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

When is weight verification coming for women? twitter.com/Tinder/status/…

I'm a rapidly aging man in his 30s who lives so deep in Queens that his backyard is in Nassau county, I go to Manhattan once a year, and I spend my days online getting mad at a type of transplant (see: hipster) that hasn't existed since 2013

I have obtained evidence that Jeffery Epstein confused UPenn and Penn State This is a bizarre globe trotting investigation into the deceased pedophile's claim that he funded a "quantum gravity program" at Penn that never existed – and one at PSU that did inquirer.com/news/jeffrey-e…

The only safe growth industries left: -AI -weight loss drugs -Crypto scams -tattoo removal

@ContrarianSaver It’s a more recent tendency—they used to cover the parents’ careers + pedigree but around 2020 they started focusing on interesting courtship stories for the most part. It is MUCH harder to mock the section now, unfortunately.

The first time the name “Somali” appeared in recorded history was written on Sa’adadin Island near Zeila, in Somaliland. Somali identity (Somalinimo) was born in #Somaliland — not elsewhere.

I was pleased to meet with President @Abdirahmanirro of Somaliland here at Davos. I welcome the establishment of diplomatic relations between our two nations and look forward to deepening our bilateral cooperation for the benefit of both our peoples.

To my fellow citizens of the Republic of Somaliland, home & abroad, I extend my sincere greetings and appreciation, and convey my best wishes for enduring peace, stability, and prosperity.

72 years young! Thank you to everyone who took the time to wish me a happy birthday today!

Good evening, Mr. @elonmusk, On behalf of more than 6.2 million Somalilanders, we respectfully request that the Somaliland flag and the name “Somaliland” be added as a location option on X. This small but meaningful step would greatly contribute to digital inclusion and recognition for millions of users who proudly identify as Somalilanders and actively engage on the X platform. We truly appreciate your time, leadership, and commitment to open global communication, and we thank you in advance for your kind consideration. With respect and appreciation, Mohamed Abdisamad @nikitabier @elonmusk

I’m petitioning the emoji people to get a Somaliland flag added @Somalilanders

I watch them try to do what I do, and its really quite painful to watch, it truly is. I'm operating at a level they can't even comprehend—were talking tremendous genius level, ok? I feel bad because they try so hard. But lets be honest, nobody does it like me. Lightweights!

I think life is probably a lot simpler for the uncontacted peoples in Venezuela. No material change pre and post maduro