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@CaveManVampire

VERY FIRST VAMPIRE, pre-human CAVE MAN…. (also comedy writer) scattershot tweets, sometimes in character, sometimes not. Letters From a Nut is great literature.

Among fishes & trees & stars انضم Haziran 2015
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DR STRONG
DR STRONG@CaveManVampire·
@KyleDraperTV Sorry to hear that, Kyle. You were my favorite of the three broadcasters. You brought energy and originality to the broadcast. You will be severely missed, especially if they keep the other two.
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Kyle Draper
Kyle Draper@KyleDraperTV·
CAREER UPDATE 🚨🚨 Sunday was my last game as Sacramento Kings play by play announcer. After 6 seasons on the job, my contract is not being renewed. I want to thank all the Kings fans and the people of Sacramento for making me feel welcome. 1/3
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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Warner Bros' panel at CinemaCon begins in 10 minutes & we’ve been given a mysterious package 👀 Follow @DiscussingFilm & turn on notifications as we live-tweet all the major reveals from the panel!
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DR STRONG@CaveManVampire·
@DEADLINE Open it! Words are just words…
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Deadline@DEADLINE·
On the seats in the theater ahead of the Warner Bros presentation at #CinemaCon there’s a package that says “Do Not Open”
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ESPN 1320 Sacramento
ESPN 1320 Sacramento@ESPN1320·
"I think the Kings number one priority outside of the draft this offseason needs to be getting Zach LaVine out of Sacramento." - @KyleAMadson earlier on The Jump
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DR STRONG@CaveManVampire·
@deloisivete 130 year olds like the trampolines! Those hips don’t just break themselves you know! 130 year olds are the reason they need waivers at the trampoline park.
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meghan@deloisivete·
Signing a waiver for the trampoline park and the birth date options go back to 1896, so now I have to assume vampires
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DR STRONG@CaveManVampire·
@Holden_Culotta Let’s say this is true - does it matter? It’s like if Bigfoot is found to be real- it doesn’t change anything. They’ve been there all along, you still have to do whatever you do to get through the day and your life. So, no reason to freak out. J
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Holden Culotta@Holden_Culotta·
“The Grey aliens are real.” “The Greys have bases here on Earth.” “At the bottom of our oceans, underground bases.” “They established bases a long time ago.” “The Greys are the ones that [abduct people].” “They seem to be clearly created by the Mantid beings.” Timothy Alberino just broke down his best hypothesis on what’s really going on with the UFO phenomenon: “You have the little Greys, automatons of some kind, maybe artificial intelligence … cybernetic clones.” “The Mantid beings, in my estimation, that’s the biological species … and they’re making the little Greys.” “And I talk about angelic beings.” “People conflate the two, they think I’m saying that the Greys are the angelic beings.” “I am not.” Jesse Michels: “What do you think the Greys are?” Alberino: “I don’t know.” “Are they cryptoterrestrial?” “You mentioned something really interesting, the antediluvian hypothesis that maybe some people from an Atlantean civilization escaped and went off-planet or under the Earth.” “And they have this advanced technology that they developed a long time ago, and they’re still here.” “I don’t know if it’s true, but I find it intriguing.” “One thing I think we can say about the Greys definitively is that wherever they come from, they have bases here now.” “Those … would be established in the areas that human beings would least look for them.” “And maybe there’s mobile bases—” Jesse Michels: “Construction units.” Alberino: “Right, and they’re creating these craft to spec, which I think is wildly intriguing.” “Then the other stuff about how the Greys excrete waste out of their skin.” “They smell like ammonia and sulfur.” “They don’t have sexual organs.” “They don’t appear to have tongues, or they might have palates in their mouth, but they don’t appear to have teeth.” “Their organs appear to be different from ours.” “But they are clearly physical beings, because they crash and die.” “The popular idea today is that … these are not actually sentient beings.” “They’re just sort of meat suits, either for artificial intelligence or, in the Christian community, it’s very popular to say they’re meat suits for demonic spirits.” “I would describe them as cybernetic clones.” “Because, according to abductees, they do appear to have personalities.” “In the abduction material, you find abductees who can … perceive their age.” “Like, this one’s older, this one’s female, that one’s male.” “There’s a personality that they’re picking up on, even though the Greys are very robotic and dispassionate, stoic.” @TimothyAlberino @AlchemyAmerican @AmericanALCHMY
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octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman·
My grandpa was in the Korean War and a guy told him he should smoke cigars so he wouldn’t get malaria. He smoked cigars his whole life and died of lung cancer but never got malaria. I feel like that’s the kind of “evidence” RFK Jr. is basing all of his conclusions on.
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DR STRONG@CaveManVampire·
@SleeperSacKings Is he leaving the Kings too? He should have said when he mentioned ESPN. Maybe Kings will get some options next year where fans can vote.
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Barry Jackson@flasportsbuzz·
Mark Jones, who has long South Florida ties, is leaving ESPN by choice, he tells me. He simply felt it was time. ESPN says he could have stayed if he wanted. Magic-Celtics at 6 p.m. Sunday will be his final ESPN appearance; there will be an ESPN tribute to him during the game.
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@ClutchPoints @TheAthletic And the Kings too? He can’t say that about ESPN without addressing it one way or the other about the Kings.
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ClutchPoints@ClutchPoints·
Mark Jones will call his final NBA game for ESPN this Sunday, per @TheAthletic. He is leaving the network after 36 years.
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Matt George@MattGeorgeSAC·
In tonight's final home game of the season, the Sacramento Kings will be celebrating the career achievements of DeMar DeRozan. DeRozan has already been listed as OUT tonight (right hamstring soreness) on the injury report.
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Dom Lucre | Stealer of Narratives
🔥🚨BREAKING: Nectome The Portland Oregon tech company that Sam Altman is on the waitlist for since 2016 to kill him so they can upload his Brian to the internet which would allow him to live forever just confirmed that they have successful reanimated a dead pig’s brain meaning they are about to be ready to take human brains like Sam Altman’s and upload their consciousness online. An entire mammalian brain has been successfully preserved using a technique that will now be offered to people who are terminally ill. The intention is to preserve all the neural information thought necessary to one day reconstruct the mindof the person it once belonged to. Borys Wróbel at Nectome: “They would need to donate their brain and body for scientific research,” in Portland, Oregon, a research company focused on memory preservation. “But what we are offering, as a company, is for their body and brain to be kept, essentially indefinitely, in the hope that sometime, in the future, it would be possible to read out the information from the brain and reconstruct the person… to allow them to continue, in effect, with their life.”
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@DailyLoud That's $5 at Costco. People have lost their minds.
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Daily Loud@DailyLoud·
JUST IN: The Colorado Rockies have unveiled “The Glizzilla,” a one-pound, 23-inch all-beef glizzy on a 19-inch sub roll for $45.
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Is Backrooms Movie Out Yet?
Is Backrooms Movie Out Yet?@VenomSonyMarvel·
The reason why I deleted the latest tweet is because the person we've got the informations from wanted from me to delete it (for some reasons) BUT no, it wasn't fake, it was real. Hope y'all guys are okay with it :)
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