Cell Block Chicago

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY YA'LL, WHERE THE LESS YOU WEAR... THE BETTER IT GETS. GET YOUR TIGHTY WHITES OUT AND COME EXPLORE OUR CAVERNOUS BACKBAR. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE #TIGHTYWHITIES

ATTENTION BIG BOYS AND CHASERS.  CHUNK CHICAGO IS TONIGHT🪩🪩🪩 SPRING HAS SPRUNG AND SO ARE WE FOR THIS LINEUP 💦💦💦 DJS HOLE TEA & DICAP & THCRTANKER 🍖🍖🍖 GOGO BEARS TREMAINE & ERNESTO 👏👏👏 HOSTED BY MIKEY 🐽🐽🐽 LAST FEW TICKETS AVAILABLE @ CHUNK-PARTY.COM 🦍🦍🦍 9PM – 3AM  #GETINHERE

Who is dad seeing at #bearunion today at @CellBlockChi 😈 Dad needs to be sufficated by some tasty bear butt

BEAR UNION IS TODAY. 3PM - 8PM BearCumUnion.com/chicago #getinhere

Get up in there and mount @Daddys_boyxxx good! 😈 TODAY! Chicago! Cruise @CellBlockChi 3-8pm. bearcumunion.com/chicago

TONIGHT IS RUFF TRADE. SPECIAL PET HOST WOLFPUP BLADE WILL BE HERE ALONG WITH PET DJ TIGERBEATZ. GRAB YOUR LEASHES AND #GETINHERE

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY.   AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK, THISTY ISN’T JUST ABOUT OUR DELICIOUS COCKTAILS.  BACK BAR OPEN AT 8PM. NO COVER. #GETINHERE

You piggy's really wanna go to the Market huh? 80 lottery entries so far, once the tally cracks 100, we will send invitations & purchase instructions to 7 Holes and 20 Poles. Share the lottery link with your favorite cumdumps and their connoisseurs

Tonight we’re back at it with KINKY KARAOKE w/ PHAB PHIL — where the mics are hot, the drinks are cold, and the crowd is… very friendly. No rules. No shame. Just a bar full of people pretending they’re “just here to sing” 😏 Come thirsty. Leave guilty. 🔥 9PM | Cell Block Chicago #GETINHERE

RT @ThePoleMarket: Calling all Holes and Poles #cumdump

🍀 ST. PATRICK’S DAY IS HERE… AND SO ARE YOUR BAD DECISIONS 🍀 Tonight we’re getting loud, loose, and a little KINKY 😈🎤 KINKY KARAOKE w/ PHAB PHIL is taking over — and trust us… this is not your average sing-along. 🎤 Sing something dirty 🍻 Drink something strong 🔥 Make a decision you’ll laugh about tomorrow No rules. No shame. Just vibes. (…and maybe a few things whispered in your ear 👀) 9PM | Cell Block Chicago Wear green if you want… or let someone else decide what you’re taking off tonight 🍀

THE LUCK OF THE IRISH STARTS TOMORROW... BUT THE MISCHIEF STARTS TONIGHT. ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVE. CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. #GETINHERE

🍀 Luck isn’t the only thing getting rubbed today. 🍀 SUNDAY BUNDAY: DICKSCO ✨ St. Patrick’s Day Edition Dicksco by Nevin & DJ Austin James Green MALÖRT. Lucky boys. Bad decisions. 3PM-2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK.  #GETINHERE Are you CUMMING for the green MALÖRT or the disco balls? Comment below. No lying.

ATTENTION: THE GREEN MALÖRT ISN'T GOING TO DRINK ITSELF. JOIN US AFTER THE RIVER DYEING FOR OUR LIMITED EDITION ST. PADDY'S DAY MALÖRT. #GETLUCKY #GETINHERE

CUM GET LUCKY! ST. PADDY'S WEEKEND CELEBRATIONS CONTINUE TONIGHT AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK FEATURING EROTIQA. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

SUITS AT PLAY IS HAPPENING TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

ST. PATRICK'S DAY WEEKEND KICKS OFF TONIGHT WITH OUR WORLD FAMOUS CHEMISTRY PARTY IN THE BACK BAR OF YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

JOIN US FOR A HUGE SUNDAY BUNDAY TODAY. 3PM-CLOSE. DJ: AUSTIN JAMES. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. FILTHY FUN. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT: WE ARE GIVING YOU A HUGE, VERY SPECIAL LOAD. #GETINHERE