Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
Kama kuna mtu amepea hao GOK bloggers hard time ni Yoko😂
Jamaa anawapika wote one by one, wengine wanaweka threats, anakuja na evidence 😂😂😂
A very serious playbook!
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Thee Duke 🫅
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
"Doctor, please give me your number. I will contact you only in case of an emergency."
*Receives a good morning WhatsApp forward the next day*
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
Kuna place kwa kigogo ilikua inasema ongeza 40 alafu upunguze 10bob .Fasihi ni kioo cha jamii
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
No Chelsea fan, dead or alive, sane or insane, young or old, in heaven or in hell, fat or slim, tall or short, kind or wicked, dark or fair, godly or ungodly, literate or illiterate wants Arsenal to win the UCL
Odinas@Uodinas
The difference between The La Liga fanbase and premier league fanbase Premier league teams actually love themselves, they don't mind supporting a rival club as long as the glory comes to England. Saw a Chelsea fan yesterday praying for the UCL to come back to England and I asked if he knew only Arsenal are there and he said yes and to say the truth I was surprised 😂. Cause I'm at peace now that Barcelona are out. I bet you no Barcelona/Real Madrid/Atletico Madrid fan is wishing for each other to win the UCL. The hate in La Liga is pure and unrefined (Imagine a Barcelona fan supporting Real Madrid because they have been eliminated) makes absolutely no sense, where then is the hate, the rivalry, like hello. Conclusion; This is affecting La Liga, we actually need to lookout for each other and stop this every Man to his cross character, we're all La Liga fans afterall and wee need unity. The champions league has to return to Spain and we know only Real Madrid can make that happen 🤲
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
Here is a letter signed by JB @HonJBMuturi authorising the G-To-G thing that now he pretends he has had no knowledge about. Khabusie!
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya
Justin Muturi: When I was in government, the G-to-G proposed deal was brought to me by advisers. I asked if it's indeed G-to-G: on one side we have the Saudi government...but on the other side, I asked who is government? Why are we not using Kenya Pipeline or National Oil?
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
Chelsea supporters have shown patience through years of change.
That patience has not been matched by the clarity or accountability supporters have a right to expect.
This is about trust - and right now, that trust has not been earned.
Our open letter to the ownership, board and senior leadership of #ChelseaFC ⬇️
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
The protest march against the @Chelsea ownership & and its project/philosophy is given added depth by supporters of @RCSA_English (Strasbourg) travelling to SW6 to join it. Starting from The Wolfpack in Vanston Place at 7.45pm before the Man Utd match.
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
‘ When you don’t make money , people with money tend to advise you like you don’t have a brain. ‘
Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD@mbiti_mwondi
Every self aware man 27 years and above should be making atleast a million shillings a month. If you ain’t it’s either the system is fucking us up or you’re lazy no in between. Think deep about it you’ll realize I am right!
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
oya @realDonaldTrump sitanunua fuel mia mbili juu unataka kupimana makende na wanaume wengine
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
Kenyan tax law is tricky, and sometimes entertaining.
There are guys called H-N-F.
High Networth Freelancers.
They earn in dollars. Think in dollars. And price everything in dollars.
They have made life particulary difficult for agents. I heard one casually say.
- I get the rent is Ksh 180k, but how much is that in dollars?
And before the agent could reach for the calculator. He told him to forget about it.
But now,
In Kenya, taxes are crazy.
A freelancer earning 10M annually,
Pay taxes worth 3M shillings.
• That is 30%.
They do not like that. So they get creative.
They look for low-tax countries:
- Dubai, Mauritius, cayman islands, etc.
They register brief case companies there.
- As sole directors & sole shareholders.
Clients pay directly to those companies.
The company pays Zero or very low tax.
• Then sends money to Kenya as dividends. Withholding tax about ~5%
- So tax drops from 30% to 5%.
Same 10m. Tax now 500,000.
But unknown to them. There is one dangerous sentence chilling quietly in Kenyan tax law.
It reads:
• Any company managed and controlled from Kenya, is a Kenyan resident company.
Meaning:
- You own the company in Cayman
- But run it from your laptop in Nairobi
That is a Kenyan company.
And Kenyan companies must pay Kenyan taxes.
So one day KRA audits the freelancer. He pays zero taxes in Kenya.
He says he earns dividend from his Cayman company.
KRA asks for the registration documents. And finds he is the sole director.
- KRA Taxes the company in Kenya
- Adds penalties for tax evasion
- And goes for him as the representative to pay
Lesson.
• Structure your offshore company properly.
• Or KRA will structure it for you.
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
Consultant will be insulting you, you’ll reminisce that backshot before you left the house and you’ll not hear anything conso is saying.
Shak, MD 🩺@realbig_shak
Early morning sex >>>>>>
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@FabrizioRomano Camavinga is just a fool. You can't be on yellow already and be pulling such stupid stants like delaying a restart. Plus they're the ones behind chasing an equaliser. I wonder why his on team is not calling him out. Teams should normalise taking responsibility instead
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🚨🛑 Luis Díaz: “The referee was right to send Camavinga off”.
“We wanted to take the free kick quickly and he didn't release the ball”, told El Chiringuito.
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
Unatuambia tufanye nini. Write this in the WhatsApp group for killers and thieves since you insist it is one of the tenets of your friendship.
Donald B Kipkorir@DonaldBKipkorir
People in leadership that I won’t criticize even if they KILL or STEAL because of my personal friendship with them: HE William Ruto HE Kithure Kindiki HE Moses Wetang’ula Hon. Adan Duale Hon. Geoffrey Ruku Hon. Dorcas Oduor
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
The timing towards an election is very perfect considering what France is known for and the reason for being uprooted in West Africa.
You know the things I think of and how far I know some characters can go because of the cloth they are made of, it mesmerizes me how people underestimate how much of a bad situation we are in as a Nation.
THEE ALFA HOUSE@thee_alfa_house
Kenya and France have signed a five-year defence deal allowing joint military operations, including troop deployments on each other’s soil. Visiting personnel can wear uniforms, carry weapons, and use comms equipment with host approval. The pact covers training, intelligence sharing, and legal immunity for official acts. It also grants tax exemptions on military goods, waives cross-damage claims, and sets up annual reviews to manage cooperation.
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
This doc narrates to me how he lost a young girl from a dog bite. She was rushed to the hospital and the mother was so scared but the girl was promising her she'd be fine as long as the doctor was there. The disappointed doctor had to watch the girl die because there's..
Joel Jirani@JoelJirane
Level 5 hospitals lacks anti- rabies vaccine. If you get a dog bite, it will cost you roughly 10k to get treatment. But looters are outside here donating money in useless functions. Politicians wanafaa viboko sana.
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Thee Duke 🫅 أُعيد تغريده
His name is David Munene Mwaniki from Embu.
On the 30th of March 2026 David was arrested by Kenya Forest officers in Kangaita.
He was brutally assaulted by the forest officers and later booked at Kerugoya Police Station and the day he was presenteed in court he asked for medical attention telling the court that he was beaten on the head.
The court ordered immediate medical attention and at Kerugoya Level 5 Hospital where he was taken, Doctors found internal bleeding after a head scan.
He was later transferred to Embu Level 5 Hospital where he succumbed on the 8th of April 2026.
The post-mortem report confirms that David died from multiple injuries caused by blunt force trauma.
David is another victim of extrajudicial killings.
#JusticeForDavidMunene
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