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গ্রামে গ্রামে সেই বার্তা রটি গেল ক্রমে মিত্রো মহাশয় যাবেন পশ্চিমবাঙ্গালমে   ঝালমুড়ি লাগি। তেল মুড়ি গেল জুটি, চানাচুর, কুঁচো পেয়াঁজ। শসা দুটি সুয়েন্দু বঁটিতে কাটে…

This is Vikram,the guy who sold Jhal-muri to Modi in a scripted act Just look at his face, he is so uninterested even in talking about it, he says business is slow after the visit Coz only media & reel maker are coming not the buyer." Poor Guy was used as a tool for propaganda

I regularly hang out with people whose net worth is 50-100 cr. Here are some financial tips and tricks they shared with me. 1. Be a government contractor. L1 bidding is unglamorous, but VERY profitable if you keep the right stakeholders happy. Float 4-5 shell companies and make sure a different company gets the tender every year. 2. MSME loans from small cooperative banks and public sector banks. A 100 cr loan - 1 cr to the bank bosses, andd 5 cr to a good law firm means 94 cr for you to pocket if your business fails. 3. People skills matter. That IITian babu did not spend 6 years unemployed to be disrespected by you. Make sure his kids can afford an IB education and then fund their AI startups even if it means a sure loss. Some just want a think tank job after their LSE or Columbia masters. Make it happen. 4. Family is important. Always file taxes as a Hindu Undivided Family. This is also why you should subtly oppose the Uniform Civil Code. Your bank balance will thank me later 5. Charge everything to the company. Your Maserati is a business expense. Your 7 storey mansion is an executive residence. Your kid's wedding with SRK dancing? A marketing expense of course. Go public and let shareholders bear the cost. 6. Invest in art. If you know, you know. 7. Start a charitable trust. Write off still more taxes.

The late Irrfan Khan, battling cancer himself, tied a phone to his head to treat the corns on his wife’s feet,because she was running around hospitals taking care of him. So gentle, so present, so full of love, both on screen and off screen. We truly lost a beautiful soul :(

No respite for the wicked! Off to work 😰

this will not be up for discussion left: golden retriever border colli st. bernard dachshund springer spaniel beagle english sheepdog komondor irish setter great dane italian greyhound french bulldog australian shepherd sharpei centralist: labrador retriever right: german shepherd chinese crested pitbull corgi boxer poodle doberman pomeranian bernese mountain dog jack russel chow chow airedale terrier husky yorkshire terrier dalmation rottweiler any of those crusty white rat dogs fascist: chihuahua

Lunchtime humour - Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams? When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it. When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required. When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering. When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on. When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was South Africa! See where you have reached in life inspite of those moments...enjoy life! 😀😛😂

🇮🇳 Behavior of Hindutva Boars: An elderly Muslim street peddler, who somehow managed to afford one meal a day by selling fried rice and dal, was ruthlessly chased away by two boars of Hindutva rogues, and his foods were violently threw and spilled on the ground.