chloe

Basically the same @CarniePaige

If you wear a mask in the car alone, you also wear a condom in bed alone.

@_sophiefraser happy bday gorgeous!! Have the best day ever xxx

This Xmas, if you see 20 cars at your neighbor's house, and you're thinking about reporting them, go to the fridge and drink a big glass of milk. Why? Milk is good for your teeth! You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own business

People who can read my sarcasm without me feeling urge to say joking are top tier, it is my second language

@b3th_alexander Well done u !!!! X

exam passed...gin pending💃🏼😝

@paigebinniex About time x

@paigebinniex No ducking way have u started it !!!!

Lockdown number 2 can suck my fucking ass am no playing along yes u read right IM NOT DOING IT may the twitter politicians come at me

@Chappppiiiii It’s pretty simple though, do better

Here I love getting spots from the masks, there fucking stunning😍😍👌👌

@TaylorChapman02 Oooo here he goes, I was tired leave it out ye

@Chappppiiiii They’re*

Happy birthday to my long time bestie!!! Have the best day💗💗 hope you and Kristi has had a fab weekend away!!! Xx @Dylanfaskin1

@_katieandersonx happy birthday 💗💗 have a fab day xx

Happy 21st birthday @CarniePaige !!! Have a fab day, still my fave tweet💗💗 xxxx

Why the actual fuck does my dog think it’s acceptable to shit on the sofa ??????????

Happy birthday pretty!! Hope you have a fab day💗💗 xxx @__hollie

Happy birthday @beccacameron_x 💗💗 have the best day gorgeous xxx

Makes me feel so sick when I get flashbacks of things I said/ done when ise drunk, im an actual disgrace

@robynfarrell37 Ur sc story says different and it’s only your parents

You know what I’m proper good at, spending money