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Ruthless Chastity
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Ruthless Chastity
@ChasteMichaelR
it’s a nickname, some of you need Jesus | send me 5k and I’ll cut off all this hair | not busy shucking corn in the Old Testament | ΦΓΛ | #WeberState
Ogden, UT انضم Aralık 2017
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they got tired of people saying his tie looked like a little body
ToonHive@ToonHive
KFC has redesigned its logo.
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“American stadiums are horrible, they shouldn’t host”
“Ok the stadiums are nice but they won’t fill”
“The stadiums filled but the games will suck”
“The games are exciting but American cities are terrible”
“American cities are only fun because they’re rich”
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Obi Wan: Let's sell this super expensive ship we're in and buy a cheaper one that works and fly to coruscant
Qui Gon: Hear me out. We put a child in a racecar and sort of see how it goes.
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The average 27-year old makes $190k a year
The average 32-year old has $3 million invested
The average person has a top 10% income
Remember, you’re doing worse than you think
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"We banned kids from social media and forced everyone else to give the government their ID if they wanted to use social media and now no one criticizes the government's policies."
Huh.
Couch Nish 🛋️@CouchNish
For anyone wondering, it’s only been a positive thing in Aus. No one even talks about it anymore which can only mean the kids don’t care. The ones desperate for it will find workarounds, but the majority have found better things to do with their spare time.
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British have discovered the root beer float.
In a tragic misunderstanding, they have formed it out of beef stew (something brown) and mashed potatoes (something cream colored).
Would.
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits
British cuisine. Best in the world.
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@heroesahead Lucas thinking about war: what if we had a secessionist movement that wanted tax reforms but couldn’t due to corruption and had to rely on mass produced droids to fight against mass produced organics
Disney thinking about war: what if black people had thoughts?
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George Lucas thinking deeply about star wars: What if the universe gave the galaxy a messiah but the protectors handed that messiah to satan...? And what if this happened during the fall of the roman republic voluntarily to a tyrannical empire? Then maybe the real hero is just some backwoods kid with a lot of heart who just wanted to live up to the legend of his father and has to deal with the truth that his father is worst person who ever lived....
Disney thinking deeply about star wars: what if Luke was a girl
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if you remove “attempt suicide” then this becomes a dog’s decision options
▸ ron !@cl0wntism
once you turn 20 this just becomes the cycle of your life
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Nigga smoking a Philly Cheeseblunt
Redd@ReddCinema
Have y’all reached this level of smoking, Yes or No?
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this almost made me tear up i love the imagination of children so much
mrs meowkins@mrsmeowkins
9yo is working on a series of Lego guys called ‘kitchen warriors’ this is a mug with a gun
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@EvilKeaton Blew a coworker’s mind once with the opposite of this
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An underexplored aspect of The Office is that Jim is a huge loser. He doesn’t have any friends.
Matt Nando Kelly@NandovMovies
the kind of edgy jokes the woke media is too afraid to make these days
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