Maxx Cunnilingus

Just an fyi. This is what I look like.

@jvnkyard_jake *Waterbed disliked this*

i want a water fountain next to my bed so i can just roll over for hydration

@rightwingfalco1 Unfortunately not sure, was doomscrolling and reposted just for my own amusement. Next thing I know it blew up.

@ChodeMcload Who's the artist?

@TrinkPeer 💀

@jvnkyard_jake Keep that doctor away

guy at my favorite gas station gave me an apple this morning. i asked why and he said ‘for always being nice to me’

@adabhamlincoln Haven’t yet, seems solid

@ChodeMcload Marathon >

I’d rather get raped by 30 blacks than spend time building a fucking load out on arc raiders

Clavicular gets AURAMOGGED by the ASU FRAT LEADER after his girlfriend BLUSHES and BITES HER LIPS the moment she sees the frat leader ENTER THE ROOM 🤯

“Never get killed stupid, that’s the ninja way”

Fuck yeah

Happy New Year and NEVER kill yourself. . Eine Zigarette?

Nice Rattler IV

“There ain’t no shortage on LOBSTA! We shouldn’t be chargin’at”

Seasonal hit late this year

@FalconryFinance The fuck is a kerb?

They're in the water they're in the air they're in the cement the Wonka factory is almost complete

When you finally get one

i found somethin so upsetting that i feel bad for posting but i feel like someone else needs to see it

@jvnkyard_jake Get into my belly 🍣

@ChodeMcload literally just picked some up for dinner. get out of my head

I’m a gluttonous piece of shit for sushi