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Oh so close to 2500 retards that I lured in with my dog shit posts ….ya’ll are dumber than the X help support but…….I love you all 😇❤️

@kimmydotzip I hope you’re alright, I had major abdominal surgery with a large part of my colon removed.

@Cjayson4444 Lung surgery

Have you guys ever done morphine?

@binhacked1 Thanks 😊

@Cjayson4444 This was lovely.

My father passed away long ago in 1992, he was 68….I was 26. I thought about posting a picture of him, but then I thought about how much he would’ve enjoyed all the strange new technology we all seem to take for granted. He would’ve loved CJ and SheJ and all the wacky stuff that goes on here. He would’ve been the king of shitposting too, if you think I’m nuts that’s who I inherited it from. 😂😂 For my dad, after all these years you’re still in my thoughts every day…..miss you ❤️

@uberbarbi Yee haw 🤠

@Cjayson4444 go on now cowboy

It’s 5:00pm happy hour so let’s fukin go here’s the very first selfie I ever posted , me in my underwear in my bathroom…I was most likely on something……probably somewhere around Springtime 2024….whole other CJ whole other account this one single photo of an idiot standing in his underwear started what you see now…. the same idiot in his underwear……with big boobs wearing a cowboy hat playing volleyball on a beach somewhere in Montana near a whale ranch with Kevin Costner after being knighted by the King of England.

@uberbarbi 😇

@Cjayson4444 with all that heavy lifting you just hooked yourself another one

Oh so close to 2500 retards that I lured in with my dog shit posts ….ya’ll are dumber than the X help support but…….I love you all 😇❤️

@Cjayson4444 lol i've become undone and reduced to straws

CJ rambling…… ”posting on X feels like having a conversation with your television set” “both are informative and full of shit , and no one is listening“

@Cjayson4444 What did u call me🤣

I’m sorry man, that sucks. Sometimes I get a little jelous of friends that still have their parents, I feel like I missed a lot of quality time with him, we didn’t always get along well, mostly after I became an obnoxious teenager so I regret not spending more time with him before he got sick. I was a jerk.

@Cjayson4444 1990 here he was 45 agent orange from Vietnam I was just a young boy never got to know him

@kimmydotzip What was it for?

@Cjayson4444 Epidural. Made me paranoid

@TeslaTakesOver Love this, I miss my dad too.

Happy Father's Day to my Daddy in Heaven ❤️

My eyes have eyes

@SnarkyPotatoes Would I? Should I? Will it work or will it cause a system overload and crash the whole damn internet? I guess we’ll find out……….

@DanXAura His nickname was Mayor, no joke 😂😂

@Cjayson4444 Looking at you, I can imagine he must have been the baddest dude in his area. RIP in sir. CJ is here to entertain us.

@Heidi_XXnl Yeah it has

@Cjayson4444 A few months ago it was still allowed, it has changed a lot

Weekend at CJ’s

@1BethDutton 😂😂years of practice

@Cjayson4444 You're burning it well!!

Happy Father’s Day to all the real ones who show up, provide, protect, and still get handed the spatula. Y’all built this country and these families. Now go burn something delicious.

@Heidi_XXnl I have the regular premium, but I did subscribe to the super grok or whatever it’s called for $30/mo I think, just to try it out, not sure if I’ll keep it long but It may be the reason but I think I did some of the SheJ lingerie stuff before I subscribed so not sure.

@Cjayson4444 Do you have premium +

@SebsterSpeaks Meet me at the airport? 😂😂

@Cjayson4444 Haha, now that's hilarious. And quite accurate too.

These are the first 24 people that decided to take a chance and follow me. I often ponder how this place works, why it works and more importantly for myself why would anyone be interested in me? I’m just an ordinary ham n egger tryin to get through life like everyone else. I’m certainly not an influencer nor do I consider myself a content creator, I never even heard of the term until I started hanging out with you guys. No in my mind the real influencers and creators and true talented rock stars are you guys 🫵 and I’m the lucky one who got to meet some of you and even more lucky that you actually thought I’d be worth a follow back. There’s something special about this place, it’s addictive, its therapeutic, it’s aggravating, it’s annoying, it’s hilarious, it’s depressing…..it can make you laugh your ass off one minute and the next minute it can hit you so hard and so deep you can’t stop crying. I am so grateful and proud to call you my friends. I can’t begin to describe how you have helped me through some tough times when I didn’t have anyone in my offline life to turn to. I want to say thank you to all my friends here, thank you for taking a chance on that weird old dude that posts about whales and stuff. Thanks for being there for me. ❤️

@Heidi_XXnl I did sundress and fashion model, probably used the word lingerie but can’t remember

@Cjayson4444 So what's allowed then, I tried summer dress and he didn't do it

@Jexxie Because it’s not an appropriate Father’s Day gift??

Why does asking for a boobie massage have to be inappropriate?