colby may

@MandiisaMdunge_ No man!!! THEY NEVER THOUGHT THIS THROUGH :(

This is Durban, Pinetown Taxi Rank people stuck with groceries because taxis will only be available again at 4😫 #Day1 #21daysLockdownSA #COVID19SouthAfrica #LockdownSA #TheBachelorSA

@sehheron yes

@ColbyMayE is this u? twitter.com/molly7anne/sta…

@rosemulet How old are you?

@donzondo tru

Valentine’s Day in this day and age Boyfriend: babe do you want a romantic dinner Girlfriend:

@mariologgie So...what is your point in tweeting this exactly???

@blackcandlewaxx He can hide form us but he can't hide from T H E L A W <3

@sehheron Just say it

What is the best way to tell somebody to go fuck themselves without saying go fuck yourself but explicitly saying go FUCK yourself.

Conspiracy: Gregory is behaving erratically so that when he gets tried for all the heinous things he's done he can plead insanity. #OnisionBlackout

@sehheron i can't believe how lit your twitter is

@ColbyMayE Oh my god I can't believe you're actually pretending you said this.

Ug I don't worry about people who have a linear narrative.

@sehheron humble brag

If I hadn't won so many awards in grade seven I wouldn't be the validation seeking mess I am today.

@sehheron me

Marijuana can and will make you lazy and stupid if you are predisposed to being lazy and stupid.

@sehheron shame

Nobody on Instagram liked my worm haiku :( :(

@sehheron thats enough meth for you.

In my dream last night I birthed two tiny, tiny half fish half human granite creatures (one dead and one alive). I had to make them their own saline based world in a plastic tuppaware until they could become babies.

Is the point of twitter to be as edgy as possible?

Looking for a support group for someone who obsessively and furiously skips between both tcm and tlc channels.

@christhellyeah I don’t like mudkips

When I tweet I can literally hear my own echo, sadbois.