Conrad Williams, MD

@foreverhangry Mine are argyle

Our Loyola Vascular Surgery trainees enjoyed some down time together. Including the kids and pets! @K_Chawla_ @BAulivolaMD @cfbechara @msoultmd @loyolasurg_dept @LoyolaSurgery @KoreptaLindsey

Everything is edible. Some things are only edible once.

@JeffAnderson__ Hate to hear about your truck, but I'm glad you and the fam are safe

Shout out to seatbelts. Totaled my truck today but my family and I walked away unharmed

@CPark_MD @EAST_TRAUMA Actually needed this reminder

👋🏻 @EAST_TRAUMA

Worth the wait

@foreverhangry ... unless your INR > 1.4

@CPark_MD @HoleyHan People hoarded things that made sense for Y2K like canned goods and, in my family, MREs. For our most recent pandemic, people hoarded yeast. I had to order it from across the globe. As if the entire continental US suddenly learned to bake their own bread.

@HoleyHan Good point I don’t think people hoarded as much toilet paper and pasta back then

Millennials who have lived through a pandemic, attempted coup d’état, escalating natural disasters watching the news

@HubbsMd Thanks, buddy

@Condorosaurus Congratulations man!

That's the first day of residency in the books.

@joshmcgoo But how many winged scapulas have you seen?

Contrary to the entirety of M1 I have yet to see any issues with patients eating black licorice or fava beans

"Better than new socks" ❤️

For the past week after my wife and I get our son down, we've taken to drinking mimosas and watching the rabbits in our back yard. And that's how we became an elderly couple in our 30s.

The baby is asleep

@DrTobiasFunky Reported. This has to be a violation of community guidelines.

Remember to have a good breakfast today guys ☺️

@DrTobiasFunky Joke's on you, I'm in my 30s. Also, teenagers are still terrifying

Stop listening to “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. This song no longer applies to you. You are in your 20s, go pay your taxes.

When my wife's mad at me, she puts the duvet cover in the wash and makes me replace by myself, and honestly...I wish she'd just banish me the couch.