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She is, in fact, the goofiest goober

@WK_Rodriguez It's gotta be Roy Oswalt. We need a pitcher who can deal.

🚨 Astros Ticket Giveaway! ⚾ Giving away a pair of tickets to Tuesday, April 14 vs. the Colorado Rockies in Section 407 at Daikin Park! To enter: 1. Repost this post 2. Comment: Which former Astro would fit best on today’s team? Winner picked today at 7pm US Central! Good luck! 🤘 #Astros

The Monster Hunter Timeline continues! In this episode, we discover what led to the creation of the Hunter's Guild, and how its rise to fame changed the world forever. RTs appreciated! (video link in post below)

how it feels to read that one girl last messages

@badder_buckets Put the hurt on em babbyyyy

@badder_buckets Thank you so much! The red one is a Crown of Thorns and the purple one is Picasso lily 🫡

My goth garden is coming along very nicely

I swear my dog has ADHD, I brought her favorite toy to the park for her to play with, every time I tried to throw it she ended up getting distracted and sniff a rock or a stick or something

i love sabrina carpenter

Hunter Brown is going on the IL with a right shoulder strain.

When I'm supreme leader of the world, there will be a test every year to test if youre fit to shop. Because what do you mean you're walking as slow as humanly possible and you decide to leave your cart in the middle the aisle?? Straight to jail.

Pro tip. Buy a cup that looks just like a potion for your pre workout, really adds some much needed whimsy.

That's us! 🌍 The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

This is Colby. He is movin, but more importantly, he is groovin. 13/10

whenever they call houston on the artemis II launch live stream

I like dr pepper. april fools! i love it

Today’s Bear of the Day is the Drop Bear! Drop Bears are a rare bear species found exclusively in Australia! They are known to hide in trees and drop down on their prey, which often includes humans! #beartwt

April fools means I randomly text my ex, right?