maddie

@ClaireSoftDom I would never

Good boys don’t complain about dirty socks

@thereisnobeth I’m saving myself for good (I’ll keep this mind)

does anyone want to drink wine and make out on the couch

@eggoslug This would suck because i could only name three on the spot and i know it would sting when i randomly remember a third one week later at 2AM

Use your free will properly. Someone asked for my number once and I asked him to name three countries starting with the letter H and he couldn’t so I walked away

@ClaireSoftDom And make our brains melt at the same time

I’ll use everything in my power to make you strain in your little cage 🖤

@humanxmaybe It’s always pissing off but never pissing on

can’t flirt but i’ll piss you off if you’re into that

@ClaireSoftDom Boots👁️🫦👁️

Divatronic 3000

@Rattakoi Hot

My fav

@rllydu Maybe the stripper loves herself idk

okay but the stripper has to love someone. right?

@ClaireSoftDom Amateurs😒

@Cos_303 Right? I even got made fun of for free

Every time I wear these panties I get made fun of but idk guys I think they’re cool and they send the right message: 🐱 is bad for you and you should (permanently) stay away from it 🔐

@suimasen_ Super cute

@ClaireSoftDom I would’ve thought you make boys blush all the time

The other day I asked a random boy a question and he blushed really hard, I’m still thinking about it it was so cute

@Urtwistedbf 🙏

@ffdyke The act of saying the phrase could arguably be easier said than done

"easier said than done" fuck you. tell me one thing thats easier done than said. stupid fucking phrase. fuck you.

@vixeias I’m putting a team together

does anyone want to pretend like we are deeply in love on february 14th

@ClaireSoftDom Punishment time🥰

Making you drink lots of water and playfully forcing you to stay with me even when you tell me you have to go But then you have an accident and I gaslight you into thinking I never denied you the toilet and I yell at you and tell you how pathetic and disgusting you are

Every time someone says “bro what?” A socially anxious fairy dies

@ClaireSoftDom Sorry bad joke

@Cos_303 Uhm yes?

Girls with big boobs shouldn’t have to pay taxes