Jared

New pinned post for the year 29 - No minors please Looking for friends. Drummer. Leftist gun owner. Learning Japanese. Jpop, rap, hiphop, and metal. Ex-tattoo apprentice. I follow back! DM me first if you want to be friends lol #promotwt #jpoptwt #metaltwt

@sharwkyswims_ What's weird abou how we talk? Genuine question. I imagine we sound dumb.

IM TRYING TO GET OVER MY FEAR OF SEEING IRL AMERICANS BUT ITS SO HARD!!! WHY DO THEU TALK LIKE THST IM SHAKIGN

#미쥬처하자 #쥬랑해

@lacunaist WITCH!

found out he lost his job after wishing the worst on him

He's going to run with this; and he really should. Because Schumer polls about as well as a wet fart.

I miss sleep calls, or just being in a call and yapping until we fall asleep.

@lacunaist Mind if a mayo monkey gets a closer look at that pipe? That thing is sick.

THIS IS INSANEEE

@emkenobi Based. It really does encapsulate what I want most in Star Wars. I don't care about deep lore or flashy fighting or anything. The story is perfect.

It’s actually Andor

if i were to become anyone’s wife that gives me moral obligation to have a frying pan just for beating my husband upside the head when he does something really stupid.

Do you guys think the love of my life is on Twitter?

@lacunaist He walked Bob Dylan up on stage.

i like ur dog

@mfclowngirl Sure. Hit me with it.

can I tell u guys something tmi

What do you guys think?

@wagonburnerart I don't have a physical trophy but I can draw you a horrendus picture of a boob trophy on my phone.

Thank you I would like a trophy with boobs on it

@dumbassghoul I'm not hot, but you should hear me and my cats. My one cat is so talkative, she taught me a lot of their friend noises.

men who meow back at cats are hot af

Fuck it I’m going full ‘70s bush this summer

@maybeurwifie Hey, you're gonna wanna sit down for this...

chat im 22 when does it get better?

@thequeerofhartz How noticeable is it? I wonder why that is too. Usually you can't tell. I think ears and hands and stuff in pairs are the same way.

why is one boob bigger than the other💔💔