Crumps

@Afamfreemind @dom_lucre @grok LOOOOK, IT'S A MORON. OH MY GOD! IT'S A MORON

@dom_lucre @grok What joke did he make about The Lion King that got him into trouble? Can you explain what was said and why it caused such a reaction?

🔥🚨BREAKING: Comedian Learnmore Jonasi was got served with a $27 million lawsuit from Disney right on stage because of his viral Lion King joke.

@WilliamMountai8 @conquertheno I was thinking that, and then it clicked with me that I spend more on rent than food monthly. Doesn't say what hotel room, so if it's a suite/penthouse I'm actually choosing the housing

@conquertheno Food is the only answer that makes any sense. With the money you save on food you could buy all the flights, hotels, concert tix, whatever the hell you want.

Which one do you want free for life?

@WhiteHouse You had me worried with the length of the video that it was the entirety of @JDVance fornicating that couch

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"I call it 'forced theft of like 25% of my income.' I'm told not to call it 'taxes' because you're supposed to pay taxes"

@DaddyDimmuTv Whats amazing is X loaded this tweet with no username and no PFP and I still knew who it was from instantly LOL

Got a face time from my wife, I’m not sure things are well at home 😂

Well, that was a matter of time until Elon decided he could use more money. Fwiw, its not gonna change more than like 2c/kwh and I'm being corny here

Anyone else's cat love to full speed run around while liquid puking on you, the bed, and everything surrounding it? No? Just me? Seems about right

Enlistment is a tad low eh? Maybe the Cult of the Orange Chomo should line up before the next step, which is the draft

@TrueShaggy2 @DoorDash "Speak clearly into the ass, sir"

@Crumps2 @DoorDash I quickly glanced at this cuz it push notified me, and i shit you not, i read that part of the first sentence as “rectal hearing” 🤣

So @DoorDash decided to rectify hanging up on me asking to appeal a decision by calling 12 hours later at 345am to pretend to be shocked we got disconnected. 12 hours to notice you hung up on someone?

Why the actual fuck did Doordash just call me at 345am?

@calebhart42 "Hope complains a lot" - oh, just wait till much later in the timeline hahah

So, verdict on Final Fantasy 13: For a game made in 2009 it looks honestly very nice. The combat is fun, not super advanced but definitely can min/max even in the earlier stages. I like the battle theme, Lightning is kind of a bitch (hopefully she opens up more), Sazh is cool, Hope complains a lot, Vanille makes nice noises in combat. I do not agree when people say it's a bad game, it feels much different from the others in the series but overall it's pretty damn fun so far.

@dafiercediety Link - "NO, I said "HYAH!" not "HIYA!"

A witness just sent me a photo of Chappell Roan attacking a child in Brazil

@PhillyPhilly666 @YourFriendKyle_ I agree with everything BOTH of you said here, which is fucked up. Kyle, go to NMS only and stop giving them thousands on pre-release to help change this. They literally couldn't care less about what we say with our mouths. You have to speak with your wallet, please do it

@YourFriendKyle_ You dropped close to $5k on packs while it’s in this current state .. you and people like you are the problem. Look in the mirror, Kyle.

Next time you fly creators out to play your game early, you should put them all in separate rooms & see how long it takes all of them to disconnect with each other before you put a product like this out ever again. You've truly outdone yourself, I can't imagine a more disastrous start to a year than dealing with this atrocity that you have sold 😭 Please understand that this game, in it's current state, is one of the worst video games I've ever seen. This offseason you've managed to fix nothing & ruin everything. Seems hard to do, right? The servers & gameplay on this game make MLB '25 look like fucking Elden Ring. Disconnections every other game, people getting d/c losses in their battle royale runs they spent hours on, people on Playstation barely even being able to play. All of it just absolutely disgusting lol. The fact that you still get losses in co-op when your opponent surrenders after 4 years is such a blatant slap in the face to everyone who spends a dollar on your game. At a certain point this shit should be illegal lmao. Step it up. You're not doing a good job @SonySanDiego @MLBTheShow - Your customers deserve better. Wouldn't you agree?

I’ve watched this 10 times and it gets funnier every time

I'd say it's like half of us that have fuckin anxiety now, and the other half are in the cult of the orange chomo

JD Vance in September 2025: "If you celebrate Charlie Kirk's death, you should not be protected from being fired for being a disgusting person."

We act like they aren't considering a paid DLC for the ABS challenges

@ScottBagwell @DaddyDimmuTv LOL, truth Signed, the (oh god I have to do math at home?) 19 year vet

@DaddyDimmuTv As someone who has worked w audio for about 15 years…. lol yeah right

One day audio issues will never mess me up. It’ll be a great day

@DaddyDimmuTv I mean, at this point you might need an exorcist, but I'll always offer my audio skills - ask if you ever need something